Words, Words, Words - it's only words (Jul/21/2009 )
rain go away
Cast away
PI, happy to hear u made it before they were closed
@ Div - Qiagen used to work for me before...the highest losses I ever had was 40%...the avg recovery used to be 70-90 %!! But now,.....
casting couch...
hey got this as a forward... hehe.. interesting.. read on!!!
An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the World.
So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China .
On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he
Noticed a golden telephone
mounted on the wall with a sign that read
'$10,000 per call'.
The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what
The telephone was used for.
The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for
$10,000 you could talk to God.
The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Japan . There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the
Same golden telephone with the same sign under it.
He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in China and
He asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.
She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000
He
Could talk to God.
' O.K., thank you,' said the American.
He then traveled to Pakistan , Srilanka , Russia , Germany and France ...
In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same '$10,000
Per call' sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India to
See if Indians had the same phone.
He arrived in India , and again, in the first church he entered, there
Was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read
'One
Rupee per call.'
The American was surprised so he
asked the priest about the sign.
'Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden
Telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to
Heaven,
But in the US the price was $10,000 per call.
Why is it so cheap here?'
The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in India now, Son - it's a
LocalCall'.
This is the only heaven on the Earth.
potato
tomato
i had heard the same joke but instead of heaven it was hell, and the local call was from Mexico
red
$10,000 for a call to hell???? there might have been takers for a call to heaven, but hell???
deer
sure, why not? that's where all the action is!
light area
god save mexico!!!
anyways see ya guys.. me got sum work.. then will leave...
will finalise my house thing today!!!!
see ya tomorrow!!
have a nice day ahead!!
Reeperbahn
bye PI, Hi TJ
@ PI, u found a house already?? u said u're gonna look next year!!
reep
next year is just 22 days away gg!!!!
and i said i l take a break and then restart searching!!!!
So i utilised yesterday s holiday for tat.. and will continue tonight and will finalise by the time i come here tomorrow!!!!
okiies then me leaves...
hey TJ.. hows u been doing?? the same way tat i m doing??!!! lol lol lol!!!