Words, Words, Words - it's only words (Jul/21/2009 )
Alta
to try staying sober or drunk? You're confusing or confused sweetie....are you drinking again now?
for a change, we've got a very mild day today...with lots of sun...all my neighborhood squirrels are out terrorising the residents......I swear, one even growled at me....
alter ego
you and being drunk is mutually exclusive, well most of the times...
and your squirrels need more food...it's mean not to give them anything...
constant companion
well, I may be a functional drunk so you wouldn't know the difference......
and our squirrels have enough food, it was just a show of power......
spouse
well, then you should try out LSD-trips... but sober please...
and you should get out your shot-gun and shot in the next hedge...just to answer the provocation
conjugal
sure, sure..like it's so easy to have LSD and shot guns here......
and why don't I just drug the poor squirrels to make them more friendly....or give 'em foods rich in trans fats..those are the tasty ones....
bromance
oh squirrels on LSD...it can me nightmarish then ...anyway those trans-fat rich food is used to administer drugs to lab rats...or to poison wild rats...good idea
brotherly love
..of course, one of your brilliant ideas again....but I might end up eating the trans-fat rich foods instead.....
cyborg love
or eating the drugged squirrels, with a fat and tasty stuffing?
agape
no thanks.....I'm pretty sure squirrel meat is red <shudders>....
affections
I'm pretty sure it tastes like chicken with a wee gamy taste