Words, Words, Words - it's only words (Jul/21/2009 )
poor barbecuing
not really....
bye darling and don't forget the insect repellent
burnt taste
are you sure?
bug repellent? no need unless they like toasted skin....it is soo freakin hot here......
burnt fingers
yes, but what was the topic?
and if the skin is really burnt you need the maggot therapy soon...
chef
we're speaking of the devil...and you.......
maggot therapy? my gosh, how gross...I'd prefer a cold expensive butter rub......
cook
oh my new acquaintance....usually he prefers the people who don't like or fear him...people like you...
and maggots are a powerful therapy, nice little surgeons...
Julia
well, if he's like you then really no reason to fear him...cos he'd be napping all the time....so quite harmless.....
and I'd have to go back to the sauna then, to finish them all off...
Juliet
well, they'll pupate and fly away, don't worry...
and he's only harmless for people who like him....
Romeo
then dipping in a hot spring would do the job...cos they can't be turning into tadpoles......
well, you know the saying...let sleeping devils sleep....so they'd be quite harmless.....
Romero
with your burnt skin in a hot spring...ouch...
well perhaps he just pretends to sleep...
Homero
..and it's starting to peel off now...perhaps freezing water would do the trick..esp to the maggots...
and better just to leave him in peace then...you're the perfect substitute anyhow...