Words, Words, Words - it's only words (Jul/21/2009 )
chromium
duh!!! PI.........I HATE HIM FROM THE CORE OF MY HEART
gr8 GoGo, looks good..........how bout putting some dhaniya over it
uff........m not changing my word
gone
hey gg.. not bad.. hope ua re having it with sumthign though!!!
Monochrome
Div, Abt the weather, when its always cloudy and gets dark by 5 in the evening and on sunny days, U step out hoping to catch some warmth and realize its freezing cold out there evn if its sunny is quite boring for me!!!
yeah, I have rice, basmati which I came from India
@ Nabi,
I have that Rajnikanth thing with me...lemme look for that..
untill then, try this out
Rajanikanth special
Rajanikanth makes onions cry.
Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rajanikanth can play the violin...... ...with a piano.
When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,......... ....
he turns the dark off.
When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even
glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett
Favre even further.
Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped
people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to
Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Rajanikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one
fools Rajanikanth.
If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean
Rajanikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the
cobra died.
When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you
have left to live.
Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to
spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around
awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned
the sun up.
Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by
yelling, "Bang!"
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to
kill you, including the room itself.
Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about
his drinking habit.
The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth,
the result is death.
When you say "no one's perfect", Rajanikanth takes this as a personal
insult.
there is nothing like recession , its just rajnikanth started to save money
worn
Here is the reason.
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!
Long Live Rajanikanth!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces,
which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster.. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.....Bang...the gangster dies...
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics.
The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' finally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.
(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air.The
first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton Commits
Suicide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
torn
oh ppl!!!
Torn
PI got it before me...
Oh Div. we got the same thing at the same time!!
Ok, u posted first..
I change
Tone
poster. .
Ouch!
phone
bye bye guys.. enjoy rest of the night/day watever it is...
Horn
Bye PI, Have a nice weekend
mobile
bbye PI, enjoy d weekend........
what hppnd Nabi, hurt urself???
gosh!!!! so much of commotion???