Words, Words, Words - it's only words (Jul/21/2009 )
alpine
sure, coming from the expert....
and what will wake you up then before 8 am? your pet crows?
renault
my performing crickets...
classic
...so you wake up to a magnificent cricket rendition of Wagner's Parsifal? No wonder you're craky as ever...
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cult
only if I want to puke... and what is craky? your wake-up state?
cultivar
but aren't you the one training them? ...and I am never cranky...I've got the sweetest disposition in the whole world.....
variety
I only train the time... and you're craky...perhaps the Canadian version of cakey? Sweet too..
multiple choice
ppfftt..I don't really believe that you can train them or that you even have them...you shld probably get a rooster which will cackle at the break of dawn...the prefect time to wake up for your 8 oclock appointment ...and yup, I'm as sweet as a beaver's tail........but there is no such word as craky....
test
well the crickets are spidey's food, at least the ones that start chirping too early...
testament
I bet you also probably do a minisurgery on them- to remove their voice box so your sleep won't be disturbed....
how about hanging a very sharp Damocles sword on the ceiling above your bed and program it to drop a few min after you're supposed wake-up time...that shld be a good incentive to wake up on time...
testimony
that was how your parents trained you in your childhood to get up early, eh?
and crickets you just have to cut the wings...