Words, Words, Words - it's only words (Jul/21/2009 )
cotton fields
wait until they force you to wash their food in ice-cold water, because they're too lazy to leave their spas
field slaves
but they'd be the ones to spray-wash my salad greens, carve fruits and veggies and build Taj mahal table napkins...
Confederates
well they'll prepare the salad with their own delicacies: crickets, caterpillars and their fleas and then the Japanese rangers will arrest you because of animal abuse...again
flag
phew ...a flea salad...but only if you've been training them...if me, then they'd learn the intricacies of haute cuisine that would put some of the royal chefs to shame....
and the japanese rangers will be sampling these foods themselves...
black
well when you groom them, you'll have tons of fleas, but you also can eat them as a snack of course . I guess the monkeys are not as tolerant as humans, they'll kick out wanna-be leaders quite fast, especially if you want to train them to be pseudo-humans...
funeral
but it wasn't my idea to take these monkeys out of their natural snowy habitats...but since they're already with me then I have to teach them to adapt..howelse would they survive? So fleas are definitely out cos they'd be using anti-flea shampoo..if this fails, I've a back-up- the mini-blowtorch for making creme caramel ....
sermon
well just leave them alone and play 'world of warcraft' (or similar games), then you have enough possibilities to play dictator and annoy your servants and subjects
homily
but I want real subjects and want to see real tears.....
home sweet home
perhaps you should lead a kindergarten
welcome mat
but those would be cute tears...I want real, heartbreaking tears....like yours.......