Words, Words, Words - it's only words (Jul/21/2009 )
viola
wrong, that was #3 ...we shoud share a butler, here is also a lot to do...cooking tea and coffee is the most important...
cello
then this is #4...we need one who can do chanoyu, the japanese tea ceremony..ah, that would be so lovely...
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viola da gamba
here I can agree again, but the tea ceremony is done by female whatever-they-are-called-masters?
Guitarrón
well, the original masters were males...in fact, the originators were the buddhist monks who brought the tea from China....so a butler will do just fine...
guitarist
too bad , but then I prefer a stiff British one, who irons my newspaper
Eric Clapton
...why don't you just read the news online- that would save some trees and the electricity for ironing...we need the butler for something more important like to polish my 200 pairs of shoes, sharpen my skate blades, oh, and wax my skis....
Joe Satriani
#5 I like to read my newspaper at the breakfast table and sound of the paper...much better than every computer (and the newspapers need some money from the sales, otherwise quality will drop, and the paper is anyway recycling paper
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and for you wee seem to need also a shoe polish vendor and a sports trainer, female of course
Yo-yo Ma
but the butler can do these things too plus, I've upped the requirement- he needs to look nice and presentable, afterall he would be a reflection of his employers..and ok, ok, perhaps, he can just read the news to you in his crisp Brit accent- that shld save the ironing..
Ya-Ya Sisterhood
#6 . and a butler is a highly specialised professional, who needs his valuable time for tea making, selecting my suits and as i wrote, ironing the newspaper...they even learn this how to do it perfectly
. And if i pay him I don't want to abandon that. And all butler look nice and presentable, but they are gay
And i just want to read my ironed newspaper, he better then makes fresh tea or a new toast
the brotherhood of the rose
tea and toast? you need a specialised professional to do that- if Spidey were a bit bigger, it can do this too...and since when do you wear your ninja suits to work..
...poor butler- he's be shocked to his cute toes.....