Words, Words, Words - it's only words (Jul/21/2009 )
March Madness
omg...you guys eat the weirdest foods...so I'll stick to fois gras and fermented auk birds.......
mad march hare
well it was a 19th century food nowadays the beetle is rare thanks to nationwide pesticide use...
...and fermented bird just sounds yucky
mad hatter
but I thought it's part of your diet? and the birds are fermented in hollowed-out seal skins...like our christmas turkeys...
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MAD magazine
not really, I prefer locusts but your diet sounds not only yucky but also a case for Peta and WWF
Cosmopolitan
but it's the arctic diet...so I wanna see the PETA and WWF people come over and live there....(sans the fur coats)
well-travelled
eaten my rich dudes and dudettes in fancy restaurants to get an authentic feeling? surely a case for these organisations
air miles
but that food is sooo aromatic that it has to be eaten outdoors.....those people will probably faint...(or freeze to death first....)
Miles Davies
in a sheltered place with an infrared heater surely...where the rich spoilt people can stand it, WWF activists can stand it anyway (with PETA I'm not so sure )
Davis Cup
huh...you have such high opinion of rich people......and if it's food for survival, then the WWF can't question it...
cup of tea
yes I have and almost every day my bias is reconfirmed and sure survival food such as Kiviak cannot be questioned...