Words, Words, Words - it's only words (Jul/21/2009 )
markings
and for yours darling....just a toothpick....a cocktail one.........
birthmarks
you should remember: size doesn't matter...
landmark
...I can just imagine what you meant....perhaps the size no but the number does....
hallmark
the number of cerebral gyri of course...and you seem to have a lot of twists...
greeting cards
hmmm...but yours are more twisted and entangled...you need a hot iron to straighten them out...can I voluteer for this job?...
condolence card
you try that every evening, luckily I can prevent this... btw with your Gordian brain knot only a sharp knife might help
wedding anniversary
really? you're already immune, eh? I have to think of better strategies then...and you'd cut yourself with that knife ...
golden wedding
sure, otherwise I won't be here anymore... and I'm quite experienced with knifes and scalpels, never had any problems in practical courses...
Goldilocks
I guess it's all that rhino-skin......and you may have a lot of experience with sharp objects before (probably a long time ago) but now there's alcohol involved...not the same thing...
goldfever
well students and alcohol are not to separate...