Words, Words, Words - it's only words (Jul/21/2009 )
Serengeti
most infinite pfftt....at that wedding people have to drink blood of course sacrifices are needed, the more the better (to calm down the gods and the more are sacrificed, the longer the marriage is going to last) black candles are important too...
Kopjies
no candles of course- a total blackout........it would just be a "touchy-feely" kind of ceremony so you won' tget disappointed when you see your bride...surprise..........
granite outcroppings
then people don't need to wear anything the Betazoid tradition if I remember right...
curling stones
Betazoid? Oh sure....the ultimate geek...(I had to google that one)....but that won't be fun if you can't see anything.......
rolling stones
I guess for most it's better not to be seen and you have to touch then...and if people are boozed enough an orgy might develop
Paint it black
now who's got the most perverted imagination? ...let's go back to an all-white, safe wedding
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You Can't Always Get What You Want
pffft...how middle-class ordinary ...
Yes We Can....
well, better than the bloodfest and human sacrifice...and not to forget the orgy...and gothic make-up...
slogans
well just some variety, otherwise it's too boring
holigans
variety? to drink real blood instead of a Bloody Mary.......and instead of the innocent and joyous celebration- it becomes a bacchanalia and saturnalia...great, dr H...we've really to move to the PI wedding thread to throw in all our wonderful suggestions...