Words, Words, Words - it's only words (Jul/21/2009 )
animal kingdom
then you probably need a lot of Spideys to fill up all the balding spots...that would be animal cruelty......
plant kingdom
I just buy some extra spiders just for the hair
weeds
so who's gonna scratch now and be careful too...cos someone might sweep your head with a broom...
herbs
well I'm scratch-proof and luckily I'm not bald or whatever...it's just your over-imagination or is it a kind of virtual voodoo you try out?
herbes de Provence
I don't need any voodoo...it's just in your genes......
herpes pharmaceutical
dream on darling or is it one of your many obsessions?
Hermes perfume
to be your hair stylist? of course sweetie....
perfumed heroes
according to your imagination you're out-of-work then darling
dead and buried
that's why if I can fix your hair, you would be the living proof of my phenomenal skills...we'd become famous, sweetie.....
great-great-great-grandparents
Hello Madame Fox...you're the really the revenant of that 19th century woman, eh?