Words, Words, Words - it's only words (Jul/21/2009 )
holy blood
...perhaps you shld consider again a second career- a male striptease dancer....that shld improve your income statement....
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holy grail
hi guys, been feeling ill and in bed since 2 pm who do I need to contact for the stripper job? You think anyone would actually pay for my services?
holy crap
pfffttt...if anything I'd start to rob laboratory staff, especially in hospitals
and TJ get well soon and give it a try...Mlle C and Lost will surely be a fair jury
crappy food
you, a thief? you'd be more successful making them laugh...
and tj...post a vid so we can give our recommendations......try to get some beauty rest meanwhile....
McDonald's et al.
not a thief, but a robber...and with a gun I can let the staff there dance for me...
globalisation
I wonder how you could make that distinction.....anyways, you have not handled a gun before so you'd probably shoot your toe instead and you'd do a parody of a dance... so don't forget to post a vid...
global warming
well I've handled guns already but anyway I guess the lab staff is anyway too poor...better rob the rich patients in a for-profit hospital
catastrophe
sure, sure..waterguns....and the rich patients would be too sick to dance for you...
cataract
the better it is, no defence then, and this is my weapon:
lens
oooh...now we're scared....
you have a good night's rest then my darling Dirty Harry wannabbee old dude....sleep tight and enjoy your saturday...