Words, Words, Words - it's only words (Jul/21/2009 )
sky
and this is the PI-poseur who can't even afford to buy a new labcoat........you can "borrow" from one of your many students....
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-lab
but why? the dangerous experiments and toxic chemicals are in the hands of the students, they need the labcoat, not me
pito is right, not to wear one, is a kind of status symbol
safety
aren't you the teacher- so teach by example.......but there's a more creative way to do it.....we can do a mini-drama- like I can pretend to be one of your students who'd accidentally spill half a bottle of HCL on you.....then you only need to demonstrate your dramatic talents by crying over your ruined shoes...and then I will be remorseful of course....and the moral of the story: no crying over spilt acid so wear a labcoat.....
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at work
I see this is not a mini-drama but as an assault.... . and if I in the lab with you I'd wear helmet with integrated mask, labcoat, nitrile gloves and rubber boots
I know you...
added "as"
busy
but I won't bring tear gas.....those are only for the hockey hooligans...
ppffttt.....nitrile gloves and rubber boots? for what? Are you gonna plant miracle rice? And of course you're gonna trip on them boots and land face-down on the rice paddies, no wonder you need a helmet with that mask...but otoh, this would also be a good pedagogic mini-drama.....
casey
this equipment is against your acid attacks...it is of course chemical proof, too but it's interesting that in Canada rice paddies are in the labs, but I guess only there it's warm enough...and you can fertilise with the lab waste
crazy
that's why we call them miracle rice......it's GMed to be resistant to everything horrible and unimaginable (like being manhandled by nerdy PIs and PI-like personnel) and besides, we shouldn't allow lab waste to go to waste....
loony
I guess it's the replacement for the cannabis you grew there before...until a police raid ended this "experiment" but perhaps the most important cannabis genes were saved in that rice
looney
I've to admit it was really brilliant .......so now we don't even have to bake that suspicious brownies...just prepare scented creamy rice pudding......but I think the rice is having an identity crisis and would start to split......
lonely
sure, until you step with your stilettos through the waterproofing foil and the lab beneath (or is it the PI office) will be flooded.... I wonder what you then have as excuse
good night then darling hockey-crazy and golden rice growing RH...