Words, Words, Words - it's only words (Jul/21/2009 )
publication
huh? my ideas are as fresh as a newly-hatched egg of an apatosaurus.....
or constant vibrations...
publicity
an apathetic saurian? yes that would fit...
more sophisticated would be a connection to nervous system to set stimuli in the brain...leading to "voluntary" work
stunt
really? I am neither apathetic nor a saurian...just brimming with fresh, new ideas that can be "tested" on students... how about a zombie drug?
shunt
if fresh means violent and not suitable for passing any ethics commission, you're right...
valve
but it's my dream to be a bioethicist so I will never breach ethics...unless I had a little to drink...
alive
hopefully the students and test animals are aware of that...to escape on time...
breathing
but aren't you the first guinea pig? you seem to be even better now......
lung
nope, the guinea pig was for the barbecue...
aqua-
threaded on a stick? you're really so gross....how did it taste btw?
diving
one possibility, and I guess it tastes like hare...but only a guess...