Words, Words, Words - it's only words (Jul/21/2009 )
insane idea
normally it hides in shoes and if you want to slip in you'll lose a toe...
impossible dreams
but isn't it chained to its cage? ...besides, I always polish my shoes and check them inside and out to make sure that they're in tiptop condition...Spidey wouldn't have any access to them....
never-never land
for special guests I let it free... but I guess you have such narrow and small shoes with 20cm stiletto heels, that they're too small...
Tinker Bell
you're right, they're small and cute...but I could still fit a miniature mouse trap in them...ouch....
bell-ringing
if you like, but a small scorpion also fits inside
carillon
but it's still no match for Mr Mouse Trap...and you enjoy the idea of me being stung by a scorpion, eh...what a nasty guy......
glockenspiel
at least it will divert your attention to other things
xylophone
like excruciating pain, you mean? What a real sadist......but meanwhile, even in suffering, I can still devise several creative ways to make you suffer too...
marimba
if you survive it at all, the small scorpions are the really poisonous ones ...but perhaps we can help by cutting the beautiful leg
good night one-legged and insane jealous darling RH...
I've to turn in...
castanets
you'd cut my beautiful leg...a truly despicable person.....but I can still kick you with the other remaining beautiful leg...
...enjoy the the rest of your night then, my darling dastardly old man....sleep tight but check your pillow first...