Words, Words, Words - it's only words (Jul/21/2009 )
insane idea
normally it hides in shoes and if you want to slip in you'll lose a toe... ![]()
impossible dreams
but isn't it chained to its cage?
...besides, I always polish my shoes and check them inside and out to make sure that they're in tiptop condition...Spidey wouldn't have any access to them....
never-never land
for special guests I let it free...
but I guess you have such narrow and small shoes with 20cm stiletto heels, that they're too small... ![]()
Tinker Bell
you're right, they're small and cute...but I could still fit a miniature mouse trap in them...ouch....![]()
bell-ringing
if you like, but a small scorpion also fits inside ![]()
carillon
but it's still no match for Mr Mouse Trap...and you enjoy the idea of me being stung by a scorpion, eh...what a nasty guy...
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glockenspiel
at least it will divert your attention to other things ![]()
xylophone
like excruciating pain, you mean? What a real sadist...
...but meanwhile, even in suffering, I can still devise several creative ways to make you suffer too...![]()
marimba
if you survive it at all, the small scorpions are the really poisonous ones
...but perhaps we can help by cutting the beautiful leg
good night one-legged and insane jealous darling RH...
I've to turn in... ![]()
castanets
you'd cut my beautiful leg...a truly despicable person...
..but I can still kick you with the other remaining beautiful leg...
...enjoy the the rest of your night then, my darling dastardly old man....sleep tight but check your pillow first...![]()