Words, Words, Words - it's only words (Jul/21/2009 )
board games
...you've just proven that you've got a sense of humour, a little warped but it's there...and there are many beautiful canucks...guys, gals, beavers, polar bears, sasquatch....and casey of course....
Settlers of Catan
so you're only copy the beavers and sasquatchs?
Trivial Pursuit
nope, am not that hairy.....and I've better teeth fixed of course by the wonders of modern cutting-edge orthodentistry....and why are we talking about my teeth now? ...
general knowledge
well you started with them...any buckteeth problems?
current events
nope, one incisor just a bit crooked (a few nanometers) but that's still less than perfection so they've to wire them poor teeth.....
news paper
sounds anal...
news stand
but that's western society in a nutshell...
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Breaking News
at least for those who can afford an orthodontist
Headline
oh, we had to take a mortgage loan for that....so once more, western consumerist society in a nutshell.....
catch-line
at least in the new world..here the health insurgence pays it if you're a child... shows again the advantage of stable social systems...