All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
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Ben Linus: Sometimes good command decisions get compromised by bad emotional responses.
Lost
that wouldn't have happened with a spider pet
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Kris Munroe: Listen, you musical comedy mobster, I've had it up to here with your bad dialogue and bad manners.
Charlie's Angels
and it seems you needed to be taught a lot by that dog, eh? 
btw we also had a dog...he liked to eat the bigger spiders that tried to enter our house
Lilarcor: I don't know what you were expecting, but as a sword I'm pretty one-dimensional in what I want.
Forgotten Realms: Baldur's Gate II - Shadows of Amn
well it was a dog for hunting, but as we had no game and rabbits around, spiders where the alternative
and now we're back to real
Kelly: They prefer to be called "dimensionally challenged".
Married with Children
luckily yes and it's not barbaric but nature. anyway once it got a partridge, and then a life with lead (partridges are protected animals here)
Danger Mouse: Look friend, I speak 34 languages fluently. But gibberish isn't one of them.
Danger Mouse
but a must, anyway the dog had a large garden...and yes a spider is different and better for a flat