All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
'Skull' Skelton: They used to say women and children first.
Piece of Cake
don't worry, I'll spit them on the expensive leather before I torch the cars... 
Carla Jean's Mother: Well thank god there's one gentleman left in West Texas.
No Country for Old Men
aren't you a bit too old for these juvenile anarchist moves? Just be sure that you don't spit out your dentures as well...that would be really scary....
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Leslie Winkle: That arrogant, misogynistic East Texas doorknob that told me to give up my research to do laundry and bear children?
TBBT
you're never too old for that, and aren't you too intelligent (and poor) for these stuck up attitude?
Rajesh Koothrappali: It was like a snowy hell from which there was no escape.
TBBT
oh yeah..the hippie anarchist (except now he's bald ) and I am not that poor..I try to keep up with stuck-up people....
Michael Kelso: Yup, good ol' Canada.
That '70s Show
so you're a wanna-be going in debt and struggling to keep up with this bastards?
Robin Scherbatsky: Make fun of the Great White North all you want, but Canada is the greatest country in the world.
How I Met Your Mother
but aren't you gonna give me the money?
Nick Stokes: Well, I read about this farmer in Canada who killed a bunch of women and fed them to his pigs.
CSI
me, the hippie anarchist? I torched the money I had...
Veronica: There's also a jungle tribe that worships Donald Trump's hair. It's a tabloid.
Veronica Mars
well, I'm sure you can get more if I asked very prettily? 
..you can sell your stuff and bugs...
Em Lewin: One of those textile worshiping cults no doubt.
Adventureland
the rest I spent of course for the poor and helpless; anyway I can lend you a bike, when you cannot pay the installments for the SUV anymore...
Homer: Marge, when I join an underground cult, I expect a little support from my family.
The S
do I look like a female Lance Armstrong to you? 
..you're really cheap.....I prefer 4 nice and shiny hot wheels.....