All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Derek Morgan: Umm... Do I know you?
Criminal Minds
...what a blasphemy....and where would civilisation be without our snowblower, snowmobile and goalie mask....and I suppose you still fasten your pants with hooks and bone pins...no wonder you're always late...
Sheldon Cooper: I had not considered that. I often forget other people have limitations. It's so sad.
The Big Bang Theory
is there another way? 
and anyway it's a methods to get rid of all the bones here
The Emperor: I have the POWER! UNLIMITED... POWER!
Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Siths
and yup, I can just imagine all those dinosaur bones holding your pants together...
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Muc and Luc: It was louder than a wild-eyed grizzly!
Balto III: Wings of Change
this time you're wrong, I use bones from another group, that I've in excess
Mrs. Lovett: All this running and shouting, wot's going on?
Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
what? I don't think you've got excess whales either...
Lorena: You're what all the fuss is about.
True Blood
today your imagination is a bit down...we have no whales and I'd never kill one, anyway there's a source nearby and much easier to get
Dwight Schrute: What did I do? I did my job. I slashed benefits to the bone; I saved this company money. Was I too harsh? Maybe. I don't believe in coddling people. In the wild, there is no Health Care. In the wild, Health Care is: ow, I hurt my leg; I can't run; a lion eats me, and I'm dead. Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.
The Office
hmm.....didn't know you live near a cemetery... watch out for the zombies...
Lucas Scott: Maybe, you should tell the truth when I have a gun aimed at your head.
One Tree Hill
nope...students
Jim: What are you, a rapper? You carry a gun?
Take
sure, sure...I think their bones have pretty much a lot of flesh on them still...besides, you can't even catch one of them...
The Doctor: I'm making an effort not to be insulted.
Doctor Who
they come voluntarily for lectures and courses...