All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Gary 'The Rat' Andrews: I look forward to the bloodbath tomorrow!
Gary The Rat
it's not carnival...better expect leftovers and overripe fruits... 
Don Draper: I thought that was ketchup?
Mad Men
left-overs of the stone soup? really cheap.....
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Stuart Little: How can you think of eating at a time like this?
steward little 2
as long as the audience won't tar and feather you, you should be lucky... 
Sylvia Fine: I was nervous! You know I always eat when I'm nervous!
The Nanny
now I'd rather have the popcorn and candies...........
Rabbit: Oh, dear. Oh, gracious. Oh. Well, it all comes from eating too much.
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
you're too choosy...
Gusteau: How can I describe it? Good food is like music you can taste, color you can smell. There is excellence all around you. You need only to be aware to stop and savor it.
Ratatouille
of course I have to be.......
Buffy: So, some of your cousins are in town for a family barbecue, and we're all on the menu!
Buffo - The Vampire Slayer
then decide...NOW...
Griffin the Chef: Well, sit down and write out the menu. First course interrupted by a bomb explosion. Second course affected by earthquakes. Third course ruined by interference in the kitchen.
Doctor Who
but why now? I'm not in a hurry to be stoned........
Narrator: Here you see the average, normal, suburban housewife in one of her daily routine tasks: Preparing breakfast for her husband. With a modern kitchen and all conveniences at her disposal, the capable housewife moves efficiently through her tasks. Of course, sometimes there are problems, especially if your husband expects breakfast ready before he goes to work. But that's no problem for the average, normal suburban housewife, if she happens to be a witch.
Bewitched
you can be also buried in food... 
Chris Griffin: Get out of the kitchen! Go on, get out! Out! Out! Out! Out of the kitchen! Go on! Get out of here!
Family Guy
well, hopefully yummy food....