All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Dana: Any of army of nightmares, huh? Let's get this party started.

The Cabin In The Wood
ask your software...

Brian Flagg: Come on Meg, we don't even know who they are. NASA, CIA, Royal Canadian Mounties, all I know is I saw a bunch of unmarked trucks back there, I think the whole thing stinks.

The Blob
seems as if I need some better spy software

Dan Dreiberg: Um. Don't you think that's maybe a little paranoid?

Watchmen
you may have to ask homeland security for this..otherwise, you'll get squat.......

Dr. Daniel Jackson: Well, considering what happened the last time we were here, you'll forgive me if I'm a little cautious.

Stargate
well they don't exist here and spy software I can get from ebay or was it pirate bay?

Samuel Sterns: I've always been more curious than cautious, and that's served me pretty well.

The Incredible Hulk
still cheap as ever.....better just get a telescope.......

Doctor Who: Have you noticed how people's intellectual curiosity declines sharply the moment they start waving guns about?

Dr Who
or I've to ask my butler...

Tony Stark: Gimme a gun! Gimme a gun!

Iron Man
sure, sure blame it on the imaginary butler...

Daria: Because no high school education is complete until you've chased your fellow students around the woods with toy guns?

Daria
imaginary? luckily not...my life would be incomplete and poor without the freshly prepared tea and the ironed newspaper

Jane Foster: But you're the one who's always pushing me to chase down every possibility, every alternative.

Thor
ironed newspaper? I can just imagine your iron and ironing board...are you sure you're not reading the ironing board instead? ...

Daily: Don't go chasing shadows, Arthur.

The Woman in Black
sure it's a butler's job to do it and why is written here but I see that's not your world...you iron your thousands of costumes, suits and shirts