All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Catherine Frazier: Don't be bitter. It leads to Botox.
The Women
but not on your biased view 
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Ed Deline: You noticed Botox? Yeah, I love that stuff. I drink it.
Las Vegas
perhaps you have a biased imagination? that's another interesting view to think about... 
Barney Stinson: So you had a drink thrown in your face. Happens to me all the time. Pretty soon you will be able to anticipate it, and when you do... free drink.
How I Met Your Father
but my biased imagination is always in focus and with high fidelity.....
Letitia Vanglider: That is open mouth!
Surviving Christmas
but focused on the wrong stuff...kind of systemic error
River Tam: I swallowed a bug.
Serenity
wrong? ppfftt....only on profound and sublime stuff...while you can't even focus- not your eyes and certainly not your imagination...
Rocket: Enjoy your meal
Stuck on You
depends what I see or imagine
Binx: It doesn't taste like chicken.
The Legend of Billie Jean
but I can also imagine what you imagine: shapely celicerae, tiny pedicel and gorgeous 6 legs...
Tara Thornton: Tastes just fine to me.
True Blood
the other two legs you tore off?
Dr. Phlox: Medically speaking, there's no accounting for taste.
Star Trek: Enterprise
but six is already 4 too many....
...so, isn't my imagination 99.99% accurate...
Mouse: That's exactly my point. Exactly. Because you have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Wheat tasted like? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted like oatmeal, or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take chicken, for example: maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything.
The Matrix
may the house centipedes visit you soon