All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Scully: Exactly. A wolf in sheep's clothing or I guess, in this case, a sheep in wolf's clothing.
The X Riles
but they only forgot any taste...you could also eat a fat-protein matrix 
Mildred: Cut it out, Wally. You make me feel like Little Red Riding Hood.
Mildred Pierce
yuck...only when I'm really starving...otherwise, cheez whiz is good enough for me...
Giselle: I remember this one time, when the poor wolf was being chased by Little Red Riding Hood around his grandmother's house, and she had an axe... oh, and if Pip hadn't been walking by to help I don't know what would've happened!
Enchanted
yuck...it's the same only in a glass...better a good old Roquefort or a goat cheese... 
Additional Voices: Well, I guess this story has a happy ending after all, just like my last massage.
The Simpson
ppffttt...cheeses that taste like mould and smell like a billy goat....no thanks...."D
Nostalgia Chick: I have this weird sense of déjà-Disney.
The Nostalgia Chick
well my mom said in such cases: don't cast pearls before swine...
Gabriel: Oh, come on, Stan. Not everything ends the way you think it should. Besides, audiences love happy endings.
Swordfish
ppfftt and according to James Joyce...cheese is the corpse of milk so I'd rather take the milk.......
Jane Smith: Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished yet.
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
I guess he never tasted a French or Dutch cheese... 
Alfred Hitchcock: Well, this is embarrassing how time is running out and here we are with an unfinished story on our hands. I'm afraid you'll just have to wait until our next show to find out more about just who killed the count. Personally, I shall welcome a week in which to think up some answers.
Alfred Hitchcock Presents
nope, he's got very sensitive nose and taste buds....
Detective Stella Bonasera: In a mansion like that, it's always the butler. Didn't you ever play Clue?
CSINY
but impregnated by Guinness and tobacco 
Charlie: A clueless woman is a happy woman.
Two and a Half Men
and probably something else more......