All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Vault Dweller: And who's going to do the punishing? Ooh, I'd like to request the extra hard whip, if you don't mind.
Fallout: A Post-Nuclear Role-Playing Game
Barney Stinson:That is the Dominator 8000. The best in the market, according to my whip guy. Yeah, I have a whip guy.
How I Met Your Mother
...whip guy.....
Yusuke: He has a bizarre rose whip.
Yû yû hakusho
Sil: Smells nice. Can I try some?
Species
Joon: Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council.
Benny & Joon
Lennier: There's no alcohol in here, is there?
Babylon 5
Archie: Why did the Irish farmer pour alcohol on his vegetable crop? Because he wanted to have stewed tomatoes.
All in the Family
Archie Bunker: No, she never puts any of that in the stew, only mushrooms.
All in the Family
Beef Bonk: Killer Mushrooms!
Galaxy High School
Alfred Pennyworth: Why don't you hire them and take the weekend off?
The Dark Knight