All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Ian MacDonald: Okay, you want the real truth? Here it is. Those guys are part of the Canadian mob.
Due South
I'm your big brother....I tease you until you L me 
Bud Newman: They're elves! They're not little Canadians, they're really elves!
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
like my brother eh who'd tease me until I cry 
..otoh, can you "lend" me some money? I want to start a small ice cream business in the northern territories--1000 exotic flavours and 110% profit? We'd be rich, I promise you.......and I L you too...(not folding darling)
Crackle: Those freakin' elves, man. They just came out of the trees, they just came out of the trees!
Family Guy
A Canadian crook....and I thought those people do not exist 
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Captain Simian: We are the Space Monkeys! Resistance is useless, your weapons are useless!
Captain Simian & The Space Monkeys
and to quote Richard Nixon: I am not a crook......I'm like the fairy godmother--I can make your dreams come true...
Oz: All monkeys are French. You didn't know that?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Tricky Dick" and his trainee "tricky casey" or what?
Madame De Chauvrier: My boy, I assure you the French are not like that at all.
Maverick
..........more like upright Citizen Casey.....
George Sr.: Well, let's hope so.
Arrested Development
kind of doubleplusgood casey?
Susan Ivanova: Welcome to Babylon 5, the last, best hope for a quick buck!
Babylon 5
yup...superbest casey.....
Bareil: I have known people like you my whole life - nasty, greedy little minds willing to do whatever it takes to make money. I know just how you think.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
sounds scary hopefully you have also a dark side
Homer: <sarcastically> No! Through savings and wise investment. Of course with grease.
The Simpsons
nope, no dark side...only pure goodness-- I've got a good recommendation from Yoda himself...