All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Monty's Mom: I trust my little angel didn't do anything immoral.
Waiting...
I guess the identifying isn't that important for you then 
and don't think that they are all called "Calvin Klein" 
Superman: You know me too well.
wow...designer eye brows then....
Col. Feroud: I have here your dossier. It contains the history of your life. You're a man entirely without moral scruples of any kind. You supply the Syrians with guns and ammunition, but I respect them, they fight for a cause. Your cause is only money.
Sirocco
what have eye brows to do with it? 
another obsession of you?
Marty: No way! I have scruples.
Grosse Point Blank
having eyebrows like those CK models, what else? not excatly an obsession but close enough...
Callisto: Your petty scruples are embarrassing. As a villian, you were awesome. As a hero, you're a sentimental fool.
Xena: Warthog Princess
but they all have eyebrow-toupees... real ones never look like that
Henry Spivey: Hey! Hey! Look at that! Now for a bit of poetry! Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a split personality, and so am I!
My Own Worst Enemy
eye brow toupees? then I want those too......
Sheldon: Don't you eventually realize that you're the same stressed-out person with a fun skirt or a cute top?
TBBT
because your natural ones are missing (i.e. balding eye-brows) or ugly?
Sookie Stackhouse: I thought I was relaxed.
True Blood
nope, mine are quite perfect but just for their dramatic shock effect...
Dr. Emmett Meridian: I'm going to talk you through a relaxation exercise. Just close your eyes and focus on your breathing. Count each inhale and exhale. In: one, out: two and so on.
Dexter
but Halloween is over...and a few grey hairs and shaggy eyebrows are not that shocking 
Lt Cmdr Data: Mm... I am getting sleepy. You always do that to me.
Star Trek: TNG
but we're not talking about yours.....