All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Jim, MGM Reporter: Ladies and gentlemen, as the MGM reporter it has been my job to bring to you accounts of criminal cases proving indisputably that crime does not pay. Today my message is more urgent than ever. For a new menace is sweeping the country, causing more deaths than America suffered during the entire World War. Thirty-seven thousand were killed and approximately one million injured last year alone. From all over the country come reports of violent deaths, horrible mutilation. No one is safe from this new public enemy. Who is he? He may be your neighbor....
Hit-and-Run Driver
Foxy Loxy: This is the Voice of Doom speaking! Special bulletin! Flash! The sky is falling! A piece of it just hit you on the head! Now be calm. Don't get panicky. Run for your life!
Chicken Little
Narrator: If you were thrilled by "The Towering Inferno"... if you were terrified by "Earthquake"... then you will be SCARED SHITLESS at the Samuel L. Bronkowitz production of "That's Armageddon!"
Kentucky Fried Movie
Deputy Jo Lupo: The high school Science Fair. It's like Armageddon with acne.
Eureka
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Argon Spokesman: Here at our multi-billion dollar refinery in Fairbanks, we're extracting 2.5 billion barrels of crude oil each day from teenagers' faces.
The Kentucky Fried Movie
Red Finch: Hey! One more crude comment like that and I'll throw you through a window.
Just Shoot Me!
Data: The weaker his position, the more aggressive will be his posture.
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Master Snozzle: What's the good of being a tyrant if there's no one to tyran... er, em, tyrranos, eh, oh well, to bully!
Danger Mouse
Susan: Very passive-aggressive.
Coupling
Mark: I'm not passive-aggressive, I'm aggressive-aggressive.
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
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