All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Chuck Bass: Won't be a dry eye in the house, trust me.
Gossip Girl
Jane Porter: Now, now, don't give me those crocodile tears. What would your parents have to say?
Tarzan
Poison Ivy: I don't care.
Batman
Piper Halliwell: Oh, sure, you're such an immature brat! You leave every time you can't hack something.
Charmed
Beowulf: How many monsters must I slay? Grendel's mother, father, Grende's uncle? Must I hack down a whole family tree of demons?
Beowulf
Amanda Darieux: Not that one! He's a green boy. Besides, I've found better weapons than a sword.
Highlander
Tommy Allen: Hey, take it easy! I'm just a free-lance magazine hack. I get by on quantity, not quality.
Biff Baker, U.S.A.
Josh Stone: Maybe you should consider a career change.
Biohazard 5
Peter (Han Solo): I'm Han Solo, captain of the Millenium Falcon, and the only actor whose career isn't destroyed by this movie.
Family Guy
Fred G. Sanford: I can't wait to see you starring in your first movie, "Deep Dummy."
Sanford and Son