All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Himself - Host: I cut the garlic so thin, it's only got one side.
Diners, Drive-ins and Dives
okay then Queen Mom II 
and jester is not bad at least they survive revolutions and usurpers with daggers 
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Christopher 'Chris' Peeper: Hmmm... You take one side, and I'll take the other.
Anime oyako gekijô
Lady C is still my choice and for teasing me, I've to go back to my original label for you: from now on you'd be Sir Hobo-lefou...
Samuel Anders: See you on the other side.
Battlestar Galactica
but Lady C is quite ambiguous or even suggestive there's this novel by Lawrence ...i guess i stick to well have to think about sooo many possibilities...
Dr. Smith: Don't leave me alone. Wait for me!
Lost in Space
huh...so you also made the connection..I was just testing you...so dr H, have you read the novel? and YRH is still the best choice- there is only one here in Bioforum...
Fry: Hurry up! I wanna get to the moon!
Futurama
sure sure...just testing ...I guess it was a Freudian slip 
and yrh is at least short 
Baby Doll: Ooh! Bonnie and Clyde! How romantic!
The New Batman Adventures
whose Freudian slip- yours or mine? and YRH it is....ppfftt ..you see how easy that was?
Wendy Winkle: We could be like Bonnie and Clyde. Or Attila the Hun and... Mrs Hun.
The Cramp Twins
yours of course as you realised the suggestiveness too late...and your again nitpicking....
Captain Jack Harkness: Aww, sweet, look at these two. How come I never get any of that?
Doctor Who
but I've never even liked Freud and all his slips...and Lady C sounds so...like a heroine from a novel...and you're the one who brought it up, not me...
Santa Claus Robot: Fry and Leela, you've both been very naughty! I checked my list!
Futurama
that's the trick: you write or tell something but have something, let's say naughty, in mind you actually didn't want to write or tell. But now it's open to all...I guess I start to like Freud
Fin: Oh give us a break, Chan. We're not even working for any forces of darkness this week.
Jackie Chan Adventures
my gosh after all this speculating and psycho-analysing of all my titles and labels, you can now even take over Freud's couch......my thoughts and intentions are always pure, soo unFreudian...