All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Tess: You're definitely my favorite human.
Roswell
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Will Tippin: Oh, well, I'll assume that's a compliment.
Alias
Dr. Rodney McKay: Well, certainly less aggressive than, uh... Oh, sarcasm. Yeah. Nice.
Stargate: Atlantis
Rookie: Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Cmdr. Jeffrey Sinclair: The best way to understand someone is to fight them, make them angry.
Babylon 5
Holden: They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response... Shall we continue?
Blade Runner
Q: Indeed not. You're much easier to provoke. How fortunate for me.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
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Sir Wilfrid: I am constantly surprised that women's hats do not provoke more murders.
Witness for the Prosecution
Hyacinth: You don't like my hats!
Richard: Look, I di- I never said I didn't like your hats!
Hyacinth: Richard, is this the first chink in our marriage? I've heard about men in mid-life crisis. Now I'm warning you, Richard, I will not have you being unfaithful to my hats!
Keeping Up Appearances
Hercule Poirot: And twenty-two husbands being murdered by their devoted wives. So thank you, no. Marriage, it is not for me.
Agatha Christie: Poirot
guess they all wore hats