All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Michael Kelso: Yeah. If only somebody would make a porno-horror movie.
That '70s Show
Maxwell Smart: That's why they pay me the big bucks. And there'd be no more trouble with concealed weapons. I mean if everyone was nude, there'd be no place to hide a gun or a knife. Well, there is a place, but it could be painful.
The Nude Bomb
Philip Marlowe: Hollywood is the kind of town where they stick a knife in your back and then have you arrested for carrying a concealed weapon.
Philip Marlowe, Private Eye
Aeryn Sun: Got a bit of a problem, Commander? Well, now you've got one more. 'Cause the only way you're going to get my weapon is if I'm dead.
Farscape
Roger Corwin: He said what? Over my dead body? I can accept those terms.
Charlie's Angels
Facebones: And most importantly, remember. Death is an everyday part of the workplace. So when you see a dead body, dont freak out.
Metalocalypse
Dr. Phlox: When I asked you to bring me a subject for dissection, I assumed he'd already be dead.
Enterprise
Dylan Hunt: Trance, are you dead or alive?
Andromeda
Warrick Brown: I don't get paid enough to play dead.
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
The Doctor: Whatever you do, don't blink.
Doctor Who