All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
E.J. Haskell: Well, don't forget to bring your tranquiliser gun in case you meet Taneha coming down.
The Six Million Dollar Man
...sure, why not, as long as it's sanctioned by Saatchi and Saatchi....
Stationmaster: Now, I doubt if you'll have any problems, but if you do, there's a tranquilizer gun in the first aid kit.
Trading Places
as long it makes enough money...
Zeke: Not today. It's too damn hot, and I got zero f**ng tolerance.
The Faculty
my sentiments exactly....
Pinky: Oh, Brain, don't be so intolerant. Why can't the horses and the mice live together in harmony? Along with the fairies and the wood sprites and the bean sprouts?
Wakko's Wish
totally commercialised
Methos: But I want to see *me* live happily ever after even more.
Highlander
oh yeah....and since we are in this mood, we might as well put Spidey up for sale too...
Rachel: Yes, we would like some more alcohol, and you know, we would like some more beers too...
Friends
you'll never give up to chase this poor animal...really cruel....
Emile Barole: I'm going to get all the glorious champagne to drink and all the gorgeous food to eat. Then I'm going to lie down to dream - to dream of more food and more champagne.
Bat Masterson
well, maybe bec I want to get rid of the competition? ..so how about it? We'll find it the best home ever....
Cadpig: ... till you puke.
101 Dalmatians: The Series
the best home is mine 
...and if you think you have to compete with a spider, well then you're a hopeless case darling
Meg Griffin: Ew, gross!
Family Guy
but it's a colourless ivory tower...besides, it is soo high maintenance and not really entertaining like me...
...I bet it can't even tell a corny science joke...
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: This is all like some sort of puke dream that I can't seem to shake the sweats from.
12 oz. Mouse
as the spider is really bad in seeing things and colour-blind...what the heck ...and you cannot (or don't want to) tear crickets to pieces spidey loves it