All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Dwight Conrad: Nu-huh, cause I already have amnesia, only I forgot about it.
Futurama
and now a classic .....
Mr. Burns: Senile, am I? Bony arms, are they? Buck-toothed, is it? Liver spots, did they? Chinless, will you?
The Simpsons
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Jessica Fletcher: Amos, if I were you, I would develop amnesia.
Murder, She Wrote
( worth to become a classic )
Colonel Crittendon: No need to worry, I have a photographic memory. My mind is like a camera.
Hogan's Heroes
Tom Paris: Behold the wonder of the modern world: Borg photographic memory.
Star Trek: Voyager
Charlie: Sir, you forgot your shoes.
Spin City
...really photographic....
Doris: She'd forget her head if it wasn't screwed on tight.
Timothy Goes to School
luckily there's a "She"
Kath Day Knight: Yeah, I know. Loosen it up for me, will you?
Da Kath & Kim Code
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: I think I'll take this opportunity to remove my ears.
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Dr. Kavanagh: You just cut them off. Right in front of my research team.
Stargate: Atlantis
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