All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Spock: I will not allow you to lecture me about the merits of emotion.
Star Trek
because of his bad breath and greasy apron?
Ratchet: Hey, you're that robot guy aren't you?
Ratchet and Clank
ppfftt....I wouldn't know that...I always use my remote control.......
Lt. Cmdr. Data: You know me well, Korgano.
Star Trek: TNG
you should better take care of your employes, they start to become bedraggled
Agent Phil Coulson: No, you strike me more as the soldier of fortune type. Who are you?
Thor
but they are devoted to me...otherwise....
Boomer: I'm your worst nightmare.
Canadian Bacon
...they'd have started a riot already...but perhaps they do a silent revolution, every day a tiny dose of arsenic in your coffee
Greg Brady: "Dear diary, at last I met him, my dream man, it was at the delicatessen and our fingers tingled as we reached over for the same potato salad."
The Brady Bunch
wel, I think I'm resistant to arsenic...esp tiny doses ...
Detective Mike Logan: Beauty, brains, and a complete psycho. My dream girl.
Criminal Intent
well, let's wait and see...
Michael Kelso: Well, that's very flattering.
That '70s Show
well, for sure you won't be in my last will and testament........
Faye Moskowitz: And, uh, I can't tell you how flattered I am by those beads of sweat on your forehead.
Frasier
I'm not a materialist...but don't worry I'll punish your servants...
Charlie: Gin makes me sweat.
Two and A Half Men
but I'll give them instructions in my will to avenge me......