All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
I. M. Weasel: The last time we went shopping, you broke two hundred jars of eyeballs, and I had to buy them all.
I Am Weasel
Claire the Rat: You're so sweet.
I Am Not an Animal
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Wendy Ward: You're welcome. Here's your bill.
Action
Cynthia: I know, but you're broke.
Mulholland Dr.
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Livia: You don't believe the rumours, do you?
Imperium: Augustus
Carlton Lassiter: I did. I checked out a whole lot of stuff. Like, oh, you're currently unemployed, never held a job for more than six months, and you have a criminal record.
Psych
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Lucy Camden: I swear, you guys gossip more than old ladies.
7th Heaven
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Well, our discussions tend to go about three minutes, then it's strictly name calling and hair pulling.
Angel
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Mason Verger: Now *that's* entertainment!
Hannibal
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Archie Bunker: I hate entertainment. Entertainment is a thing of the past, now we got television
All in the Family
Kelly Robinson: While we're at it we may want to hack off a couple of legs. We may want to entertain!
I Spy
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