All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Chloe Hewett Wilton: Yeah, it's called clumsy!
Match Point
Kaput: Oh, look who thinks he's Mr. Perfect! With those ears, I don't think so!
Kaput and Zösky: The Ultimate Obliterators
Dr. Niles Crane: I understand you're saying that, but believe me, I have seen a new Roz today and underneath that brazen exterior she is a sweet, sensitive, shy, and vulnerable woman.
Frasier
Glynnis Payne: Are you hallucinating?
What a Girl Wants (2003)
Dennis Finch: You don't know her like I do. Underneath that hard exterior is a fragile, insecure woman with a liver held together with tape and glue.
Just Shoot Me!
Davidge: If one receives evil from another, let one not do evil in return. Rather, let him extend love to the enemy, that love might unite them." I've heard all this before... in the human Taalmaan.
Jerry: Of course you have. Truth is truth.
Enemy mine
Ender: In the moment when I truly understand my enemy, understand him well enough to defeat him, then in that very moment I also love him. I think it's impossible to really understand somebody, what they want, what they believe, and not love them the way they love themselves. And then, in that very moment when I love them-
Valentine: You beat them.
OS Card's Ender's Game
Mrs. Gerald Hayden: You have made it publicly obvious that you have only one concept of love... a vile and sinful one.
Where Love Has Gone
Homer talking to Bart about love...
Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer.
HS
Christopher Titus: I learned early on that passion, stupidity and 80 ounces of cheap beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be too hammered to remember.
Titus