All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Von Goosewing: Heinrich, bring me a headache pill.
Count Duckula
Nursie: Ointment, that's what you need when your head's cut off.
Blackadder II
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E.B. Farnum: I'd like to use your ointment to suffocate you.
Deadwood
Freya Neilson: How could you be so cruel?
The Damned
Johnny Bravo: I'll be defending myself.
Johnny Bravo
Ira: Will you stop worrying. Have I ever hurt you? I will never hurt you, I can't hurt you. We've got the same blood. We're not two people, we are one person! Would I hurt me? <one of the alligators hisses>
Romancing the Stone
Boxx: You got something ugly inside of you and it wants out. I don't want to be around when it starts hissing.
Masters of Horror
Slaar: <hissing, labored breathing> You saw what happened to your superior. You would do well to co-operate.
Doctor Who
Colonel Saul Tigh: Well, isn't that nice. A man can turn his coat, collaborate with the enemy, contribute to the deaths of thousands, but the old man needs his phones fixed and suddenly all is forgiven?
Battlestar Galactica
whatever that means
Kiera MacLaine: Forgiveness is a tricky thing, isn't it?
Alias
whatever....