All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
hobglobin on Mar 7 2009, 11:31 AM said:
Quantum Leap
Webby: Can we order fries?
DuckTales

Mike Burton: Ten bucks if you order your meal in rhyme.
Ed
Arkvoodle: My omnivorous hunger is sated... landing zone activated. What? It rhymes! I'm a poet and I know it not!
Destroy All Humans! 2
The Book: Vogon poetry is the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience members died of internal haemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The Doctor: Wouldn't have thought you'd have time for poetry, Lazarus, what with you being so busy defying the laws of nature and everything.
Doctor Who
The Devil: It's beautiful, man, it's like poetry. Brought tears to my eyes. Just happened to have the right phonetic structure to be a good old-fashioned demonic invocation. Especially with that neat little curse woven into it.
The Twilight Zone
Odo: Procreation does not require changing how you smell or writing bad poetry or sacrificing various plants to serve as tokens of affection... in any event it's all irrelevant to me.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Jackie Willow: They don't, Sergeant-Major; they use asexual reproduction.
Gardens of Stone
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: We - by which I mean you - will have to rush him to his ancient home world, which will soon erupt in an orgy of invertebrate sex.
Fry: Oh, baby! I'm THERE!
Leela: Fry, do you even understand the word "invertebrate"?
Fry: Nope, but that's not the word I'm interested in.
Futurama
Karen Walker: Sounds like a squirrel orgy.
Will & Grace