All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Ace Rothstein: Thank you, thanks for that compliment.
Casino
there is no more real music after the 1850s....
Shawn Spencer: Seems like a strange thing to thank me for, but you're welcome, of course.
Psych
you sound like my mother , but she likes at least Brahms, BRuckner, Saint-Sa�ns or Borodin...and some others coming later... 
Leonard: Yes... For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to... hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?
The Big Bang Theory
:)then your Mum has perfect taste in music....ok, Saint-Sa�ns did produce real music...but Brahms, Bruckner and Borodin still belong to the 1850s gang (more or less)
Dr. Zachary Smith: Sarcasm is the recourse of the weak mind.
Lost in Space
luckily music taste is not heritable anyway she also likes Webern, Debussy and Bartok... 
Sheldon Cooper: I'm in such a good mood today, I find your tenuous grasp of the English language folksy and charming.
The Big Bang Theory
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Homer: Really, I mean that. Sorry if it SOUNDED sarcastic.
The Simpsons
.... well, too bad for you that it isn't heritable...and I like your Mum already....does she like Stravinsky and Prokofiev, as well?
President Josiah Bartlet: Jokes like that are part of my folksy charm, Morris. It's at the very heart of my popularity.
The West Wing
I think so, but perhaps a bit too modern or noisy not enough music for string quartet
Xander Harris: Being popular isn't so great. Or so I've read in books.
Buffy TVS
for once I agree with you...
..perhaps Mahler or Ravel? she shld've boxed your ears when you refused to listen......
Dennis Reynolds: No, he was. You were popular like a... like a clown is popular.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
the same I guess...ravel is too popular anyway and I replied to this attempts with Roll over Beethoven and music from Ekseption...later then Punk
FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth: Now can you see why I hate clowns?
Bones
but Ravel's lesser-known works were better than Bolero but yup, they're pop classics...and Ekseption is classics for dummiks.....and punk is junk....(so I heard....)
Sawyer: Well...it looks like we got something in common after all.
Lost
ppfffttt....with a few words condemning whole styles of music...smug like hell...