All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Miles Peterson: An ounce of gossip is worth a pound of trouble.
Bible Man
"You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
-Microsoft
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MacGyver: A paperclip can be a wondrous thing. More times than I can remember, one of these has gotten me out of a tight spot.
MacGyver
(surprisingly not the Swiss Army Knife )
Milo: In two months I'll be at my villa overlooking the Adriatic with two million in Swiss francs to keep me warm.
Columbo
(better than the army knife and the paper clip.....)....
Danielle: Unbelievable. She ignores the manor, blames us for her debt... and still pretends to have money to burn. Don't you dare laugh.
Ever After
Dr. Scarab: Life is good, isn't it?
Bionic Six
Robin: This time it'll cost you a big penalty, Falce Face. We're going to withdraw you from circulation and deposit you in jail!
Batman
April Troost: I'm too beautiful for prison.
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Kerry: You know your gonna hate prison, everyone's gonna be dressed like you!
8 Simple Rules... for Dating My Teenage Daughter
Anya: That one's not so much fun.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer