All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Capt. Kirk: He was the best of the tyrants and the most dangerous. They were supermen in a sense. Stronger, braver, certainly more ambitious, more daring.

Star Trek
but after a thousand cycles of freezing and thawing, I think my nose can pretty much handle anything......

Mohandas K. Gandhi: There may be tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they may seem invincible, but in the end, they always fail. Think of it: always.

Gandhi
you're talking of M. Jackson or yourself?

“Tyrants have always some slight shade of virtue; they support the laws before destroying them”

-Voltaire
ppfftt...I have a little bit more nose than he did...

Dennis: I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week...
King Arthur: Yes...
Dennis: ...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...
King Arthur: Yes I see...
Dennis: ...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs...
King Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: ...but by a two thirds majority in the case of...
King Arthur: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
Woman: Order, eh? Who does he think he is?

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
let's hope so...no Rhinoplasty necessary...

TV Announcer: This July, let He who is without sin kick the first ass.

Family Guy
nope, I have the most perfect adjustable nose...

Paige: Yeah, you don't mind kicking ass when you have to, but otherwise you'd rather be hanging out with your sisters, baking cookies, or knitting booties.

Charmed
a seal-like one with sealable nostrils?

Queen Hippolyte: I named this island "Paradise" for an excellent reason. There are no men on it. Thus, it is free from their wars, their greed, their hostility, their... barbaric... masculine... behavior.

Wonder Woman
nope, like a tapir's but more flexible and pierced with a 30 karat gold ring...very fashionable...

Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: Seems kind of boring.

CSI: NY
oppss...if the nose is most of the face, even a gold ring cannot distract from it...and you really need some M. Jackson treatment...

Rich Mother: Perhaps I can't bake a ham, but what I can cook up is a little grace and civility at the table.

Family Guy
but I've still got my long beautiful eye lashes...I can grow them long enough then curl them to cover the nose...

JR Ewing: Ray never was comfortable eating with the family; we do use knives and forks.

Dallas
perfect for a circus show...