All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Xander: I don't know, seemed kind of right to me. A bunch of anticipation, a big fight, and now we're all sleepy.
Duffy
not if it's from a can....artificial gross.....
Fulvio Nesstra: Maybe you got that weird, fuckin' sleeping disease. "Narco-sleepy." Somethin' sleepy.
Gun Shy
that's when nature meets art... 
SpongeBob: Could you keep it down? I'm trying to be boring here.
SpongeBob SquarePants
and you're the exploding can expert....
Damon Salvatore: It's impossible. I mean unless you're were becoming a...
The Vampire Diaries
yes, that's performance art then...you can join the session...
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Diva! Forensic genius. Best selling author. Better than Cyndi Lauper?
Bones
only if I'm the star of the show...I will never share the center stage with any hopping things...
Don Juan Alvarado: The latter alternative is the more likely. And, incidentally, the more satisfactory.
The Spanish Main
well, we were talking about cans full of shit...of course you can have the main part opening and exploding them... 
I'm in the shelter meanwhile, of course only for the video documentation...
Alpa Chino: You're confused.
Tropic Thunder
and I'm talking about the locust art....weren't you dreaming about becoming another Yves Klein.... but you can always explode the cans and I'll take the video...
Jimmy Keefe: What is it then, smartass? Enlighten me.
Rescue Me
well it's easy to combine both approaches, you can imagine how...
Gwen Cummings: What, are you dense? Did your mom drop you on your head?
28 days
dip the locusts in the exploded content..and smear them on the walls?..really gross...
Jennifer Check: Nice insult, Hannah Montana. You got any more harsh digs?
Jennifer's Body
they can walk on their own...and you wrote it, it's your gross idea...