All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Gandolph Fitch: I'm paying you to do a job, so stop wimping and punch in!
The Rockford Files
they are reserved for other jobs...
Teresa Lisbon: You know what made me feel better? Punching you in the nose.
The Mentalist
like what? You're hallucinating again.....
Derek Morgan: William Shakespeare wrote 'These violent delights have violent ends.'
Criminal Minds
not more than you...
Agent Kate Todd: If by well, you mean violently throwing up all night and bouncing around like rag dolls...
NCIS
but I surely have better hallucinations...
Sam Winchester: <sternly> Dean, you're panicked, you're wide open to demonic possession so you *need* to calm yourself down, right now.
Supernatural
then please tell about them...
Dean Winchester: Calm down? I am wearing *sunglasses* at night!
Supernatural
ppfftt...just buy my book..you'd find all the details there...
ALF: ... Geez, you're blind as a bat, aren't you?
Alf
details about your greed?
Mike Ross: My dirty little secret.
Dirty Little Secrets
more about beauty tips...I actually dedicated it to you..the person who'd profit most from reading my book....
H.G. Wells: It is one of the many things that makes your story so timeless.
Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
luckily I'm not a female and and your book will take pride of place in my waste paper box
Peter Parker: Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied.
Spider-Man
ppfftt....in your waste basket or under your pillow? ...