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casandra on Fri Feb 11 19:45:44 2011 said:


pito on Fri Feb 11 19:06:11 2011 said:


casandra on Fri Feb 11 18:25:47 2011 said:


pito on Fri Feb 11 17:39:54 2011 said:


Maddie on Fri Feb 11 17:09:00 2011 said:


OMG, Cassandra is all alone, surrounded by Evil :ph34r:

Here I coooooome, take my hand, I'll lift you out of this insanity :D

Vive les femmes!

Are you sure? Maybe she did not wash her hands.. (inside joke..)

But at least I know where my hands had been :wacko:...and who started all of these anyways? Maddie only said that you didn't pay attention to what she said that I said that you're a free spirit who said that he likes to pinch and be chased down by a strange lady with a cleaver...and then who started posting litanies about confusion and getting lost and guys being too stupidly smart and girls being angry? Not me... <_< ...pito, have you been drinking again (another inside joke) :lol:...

Vive les femmes!


Yes!
I just drank a nice cup of tea!

And yes, you know where your hands have been... but she/we dont.....

well, I can tell you...it's nothing/nowhere complicated.....and hopefully clean....:P....I wonder what you'd write if you were really drinking....:lol:...


probably nothing, I think I wouldn't even be able to open my laptop or even go to the right site to post something.
I'll probably would be typing something, not realizing the laptop isnt on or something :unsure:
But then again, I cant really tell since I have never been drunk.

-pito-

pito on Fri Feb 11 17:39:54 2011 said:


Maddie on Fri Feb 11 17:09:00 2011 said:


OMG, Cassandra is all alone, surrounded by Evil :ph34r:

Here I coooooome, take my hand, I'll lift you out of this insanity :D

Vive les femmes!

Are you sure? Maybe she did not wash her hands.. (inside joke..)



:D

My hands are squeaky clean :P

BON. 3pm, time for a tea break. 2 more hours and it's...

WEEKENNNNNNND

-Maddie-

Well casey's hands are slippery because of all the soap left.... :P
happy weekend then...

-hobglobin-

hobglobin on Fri Feb 11 20:04:39 2011 said:


Well casey's hands are slippery because of all the soap left.... :P
happy weekend then...

and shld I add designer soap....made from the finest animal fat...:lol:...

so you're a non-functional drinker eh, pito? :D

-casandra-

I'd say total amnesia after drinking and he thinks he never drank, but only his friends... ;)

-hobglobin-

casandra on Fri Feb 11 20:16:44 2011 said:


hobglobin on Fri Feb 11 20:04:39 2011 said:


Well casey's hands are slippery because of all the soap left.... :P
happy weekend then...


so you're a non-functional drinker eh, pito? :D


I dont know and I dont intend to find out.

But really, do you believe there are functional drunks? Besides making other people laugh at the stupid things they do?

-pito-

pito on Fri Feb 11 20:35:15 2011 said:


casandra on Fri Feb 11 20:16:44 2011 said:


hobglobin on Fri Feb 11 20:04:39 2011 said:


Well casey's hands are slippery because of all the soap left.... :P
happy weekend then...


so you're a non-functional drinker eh, pito? :D


I dont know and I dont intend to find out.

But really, do you believe there are functional drunks? Besides making other people laugh at the stupid things they do?

oh yeah...just check wiki out: functional alcoholic...and THIS too...

-casandra-

casandra on Fri Feb 11 20:52:40 2011 said:


pito on Fri Feb 11 20:35:15 2011 said:


casandra on Fri Feb 11 20:16:44 2011 said:


hobglobin on Fri Feb 11 20:04:39 2011 said:


Well casey's hands are slippery because of all the soap left.... :P
happy weekend then...


so you're a non-functional drinker eh, pito? :D


I dont know and I dont intend to find out.

But really, do you believe there are functional drunks? Besides making other people laugh at the stupid things they do?

oh yeah...just check wiki out: functional alcoholic...and THIS too...


Oh we just call that "people that are used to drink soo much that they just cant get drunk anymore" or they need hugh amounts of alcohol..
But I use the word drunk for someone who is really drunk (wasted).
So I think it depends on what your definition of a drunk is...
What you call a functional drunk , I call it an alcoholic (those most often have a high tolerance for drinking and sometimes they still function like you mention with the links.)

Drunk for me = wasted, not being able to do things normally...

-pito-

pito on Fri Feb 11 21:33:24 2011 said:


casandra on Fri Feb 11 20:52:40 2011 said:


pito on Fri Feb 11 20:35:15 2011 said:


casandra on Fri Feb 11 20:16:44 2011 said:


hobglobin on Fri Feb 11 20:04:39 2011 said:


Well casey's hands are slippery because of all the soap left.... :P
happy weekend then...


so you're a non-functional drinker eh, pito? :D


I dont know and I dont intend to find out.

But really, do you believe there are functional drunks? Besides making other people laugh at the stupid things they do?

oh yeah...just check wiki out: functional alcoholic...and THIS too...


Oh we just call that "people that are used to drink soo much that they just cant get drunk anymore" or they need hugh amounts of alcohol..
But I use the word drunk for someone who is really drunk (wasted).
So I think it depends on what your definition of a drunk is...
What you call a functional drunk , I call it an alcoholic (those most often have a high tolerance for drinking and sometimes they still function like you mention with the links.)

Drunk for me = wasted, not being able to do things normally...

ok, pito...since we are in this nit-picking stage....let me do a recap- I didn't ask if you were drunk or wasted, hammered, tanked and all the 100 english words for it..I asked if you were drinking, so there's a difference and you're the one who complicated it....now perhaps you shld drink a little bit or add something stronger to that darn tea so you will be in a better mood...for heaven's sake...it's Friday..we shld be having a good time and not yacking about who is functional or not ;)...loosen up dude...ok, how about a synchronised toast (with tea of course)...CHEERS!!!

-casandra-

It was too late yesterday to get me that cup of tea and toast. But now is a good time.. about to eat (its 11.36).

I do wonder what people think if they read all those posts... I think they concider us crazy... I suppose thats why they stay out: fear of catching something that would make them crazy too.. They have given up hopes for us ... we are too far progressed and cant be saved or cured anymore... insanity is knocking on our doors.
But then again I look at thise pics and I think: oh well.. life is nice :lol:



-pito-
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