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pito on Mon Feb 28 16:35:08 2011 said:


casandra on Mon Feb 28 15:44:42 2011 said:


Maddie on Mon Feb 28 15:36:53 2011 said:


:blink: I blew a neural fuse reading you guys. Now I have only 1 left....need to stay away from you before you lobotomise me :P

welcome to our world, Maddie...but pito is now sulking :(...now, we can't even sing "he's too sexy for his lab coat...." :D...

and I've to reply to Adrian though...here's one more retard, Adrian...:)

I was bussy, not sulking.

and you can sing whatever you like, whenever you want... its not that I will hear it... thus my ears are save from you hitting those false notes.

sure, sure....good to know...gloves are coming off.... again....:D
I shld choose another song then- just with the perfect contralto notes...ok, ok...shall we declare a tie?

-casandra-

casandra on Mon Feb 28 16:46:01 2011 said:


pito on Mon Feb 28 16:35:08 2011 said:


casandra on Mon Feb 28 15:44:42 2011 said:


Maddie on Mon Feb 28 15:36:53 2011 said:


:blink: I blew a neural fuse reading you guys. Now I have only 1 left....need to stay away from you before you lobotomise me :P

welcome to our world, Maddie...but pito is now sulking :(...now, we can't even sing "he's too sexy for his lab coat...." :D...

and I've to reply to Adrian though...here's one more retard, Adrian...:)

I was bussy, not sulking.

and you can sing whatever you like, whenever you want... its not that I will hear it... thus my ears are save from you hitting those false notes.

sure, sure....good to know...gloves are coming off.... again....:D
I shld choose another song then- just with the perfect contralto notes...ok, ok...shall we declare a tie?

A tie? I thought only labrat wore a tie? :P

Or do you mean a tie as in equal... if thats the case... I mean: its obvious you are nowhere to be seen next to me.. I mean.. common.... even the idea that you can compete with me....
Its hilarious to even think that:lol:
When it comes to being crazy, I rule... big time... :D

PS. we need to be carefull now, I mean, Maddie has only one 1 fuse left and its allready hard to determine whether that fuse is still working or not... (maybe thats an advantage? If the fuse blows, nobody will know or see the difference? :rolleyes: :D )

-pito-

pito on Tue Mar 1 09:34:16 2011 said:


casandra on Mon Feb 28 16:46:01 2011 said:


pito on Mon Feb 28 16:35:08 2011 said:


casandra on Mon Feb 28 15:44:42 2011 said:


Maddie on Mon Feb 28 15:36:53 2011 said:


:blink: I blew a neural fuse reading you guys. Now I have only 1 left....need to stay away from you before you lobotomise me :P

welcome to our world, Maddie...but pito is now sulking :(...now, we can't even sing "he's too sexy for his lab coat...." :D...

and I've to reply to Adrian though...here's one more retard, Adrian...:)

I was bussy, not sulking.

and you can sing whatever you like, whenever you want... its not that I will hear it... thus my ears are save from you hitting those false notes.

sure, sure....good to know...gloves are coming off.... again....:D
I shld choose another song then- just with the perfect contralto notes...ok, ok...shall we declare a tie?

A tie? I thought only labrat wore a tie? :P

Or do you mean a tie as in equal... if thats the case... I mean: its obvious you are nowhere to be seen next to me.. I mean.. common.... even the idea that you can compete with me....
Its hilarious to even think that:lol:
When it comes to being crazy, I rule... big time... :D

PS. we need to be carefull now, I mean, Maddie has only one 1 fuse left and its allready hard to determine whether that fuse is still working or not... (maybe thats an advantage? If the fuse blows, nobody will know or see the difference? :rolleyes: :D )

Of course labrat doesn't wear a tie...only Taylor Swift does...ppfftt...you always get your genders mixed up, pito...and do I detect a challenge here- who would be crowned the craziest :wacko:...boohoo....you're not fit to brush the lint off my lab coat and iron my journal articles...so let us see.....your posts are never ever near the craziness of mine- content-wise and number-wise....yours are soo freakingly sane..:lol:...

and Maddie can be the impartial fuseless judge....

-casandra-

casandra on Tue Mar 1 14:30:56 2011 said:


pito on Tue Mar 1 09:34:16 2011 said:


casandra on Mon Feb 28 16:46:01 2011 said:


pito on Mon Feb 28 16:35:08 2011 said:


casandra on Mon Feb 28 15:44:42 2011 said:


Maddie on Mon Feb 28 15:36:53 2011 said:


:blink: I blew a neural fuse reading you guys. Now I have only 1 left....need to stay away from you before you lobotomise me :P

welcome to our world, Maddie...but pito is now sulking :(...now, we can't even sing "he's too sexy for his lab coat...." :D...

and I've to reply to Adrian though...here's one more retard, Adrian...:)

I was bussy, not sulking.

and you can sing whatever you like, whenever you want... its not that I will hear it... thus my ears are save from you hitting those false notes.

sure, sure....good to know...gloves are coming off.... again....:D
I shld choose another song then- just with the perfect contralto notes...ok, ok...shall we declare a tie?

A tie? I thought only labrat wore a tie? :P

Or do you mean a tie as in equal... if thats the case... I mean: its obvious you are nowhere to be seen next to me.. I mean.. common.... even the idea that you can compete with me....
Its hilarious to even think that:lol:
When it comes to being crazy, I rule... big time... :D

PS. we need to be carefull now, I mean, Maddie has only one 1 fuse left and its allready hard to determine whether that fuse is still working or not... (maybe thats an advantage? If the fuse blows, nobody will know or see the difference? :rolleyes: :D )

Of course labrat doesn't wear a tie...only Taylor Swift does...ppfftt...you always get your genders mixed up, pito...and do I detect a challenge here- who would be crowned the craziest :wacko:...boohoo....you're not fit to brush the lint off my lab coat and iron my journal articles...so let us see.....your posts are never ever near the craziness of mine- content-wise and number-wise....yours are soo freakingly sane..:lol:...

and Maddie can be the impartial fuseless judge....


Your journal articles? You mean articles written by other in "how crazy casandra is" or?

Maddie has one fuse left, if she has to be the judge, I doubt she would be able to keep that one fuse.. but maybe you are right: with or without that fuse.. who will notice...
:lol:

-pito-

pito on Wed Mar 2 11:33:23 2011 said:



Your journal articles? You mean articles written by other in "how crazy casandra is" or?

Maddie has one fuse left, if she has to be the judge, I doubt she would be able to keep that one fuse.. but maybe you are right: with or without that fuse.. who will notice...
:lol:

yup, great articles, in old english script....and you'd be needing the reference manager to manage them....:wacko:...

and we shld wait for our lovely Maddie though...to drop the puck...:D

-casandra-

casandra on Wed Mar 2 19:14:11 2011 said:


pito on Wed Mar 2 11:33:23 2011 said:



Your journal articles? You mean articles written by other in "how crazy casandra is" or?

Maddie has one fuse left, if she has to be the judge, I doubt she would be able to keep that one fuse.. but maybe you are right: with or without that fuse.. who will notice...
:lol:

yup, great articles, in old english script....and you'd be needing the reference manager to manage them....:wacko:...

and we shld wait for our lovely Maddie though...to drop the puck...:D


I think you made her ran away too... like all the others that dont dare to read this topic, fearing for their sanity...
Scared catching whatever you have...
I mean: I might be crazy, but I am still cool B) and have a lot of micropets etc....
but you... you are just crazy...

:lol:

Or maybe her fuse blew up and she is at some clinic now? Getting some brainsurgery? Maybe you should offer a piece of your brain to save Maddie?
(well save is maybe the wrong word.... dont know if you can call it saving someone if you offer them a pieve of insanity...)

-pito-

pito on Wed Mar 2 19:32:36 2011 said:


casandra on Wed Mar 2 19:14:11 2011 said:


pito on Wed Mar 2 11:33:23 2011 said:



Your journal articles? You mean articles written by other in "how crazy casandra is" or?

Maddie has one fuse left, if she has to be the judge, I doubt she would be able to keep that one fuse.. but maybe you are right: with or without that fuse.. who will notice...
:lol:

yup, great articles, in old english script....and you'd be needing the reference manager to manage them....:wacko:...

and we shld wait for our lovely Maddie though...to drop the puck...:D


I think you made her ran away too... like all the others that dont dare to read this topic, fearing for their sanity...
Scared catching whatever you have...
I mean: I might be crazy, but I am still cool B) and have a lot of micropets etc....
but you... you are just crazy...

:lol:

Or maybe her fuse blew up and she is at some clinic now? Getting some brainsurgery? Maybe you should offer a piece of your brain to save Maddie?
(well save is maybe the wrong word.... dont know if you can call it saving someone if you offer them a pieve of insanity...)

ppfftt...Maddie likes me...and she's not a scaredy cat to be shooed away so easily...she's just too busy these days dong her CSI stuff...besides, what's a little more insanity in such an insane world?

and O' More Deluded One....only your micropippets think you're cool....+ I don't think they can even think at all...:lol:..

-casandra-

casandra on Wed Mar 2 19:49:55 2011 said:


pito on Wed Mar 2 19:32:36 2011 said:


casandra on Wed Mar 2 19:14:11 2011 said:


pito on Wed Mar 2 11:33:23 2011 said:



Your journal articles? You mean articles written by other in "how crazy casandra is" or?

Maddie has one fuse left, if she has to be the judge, I doubt she would be able to keep that one fuse.. but maybe you are right: with or without that fuse.. who will notice...
:lol:

yup, great articles, in old english script....and you'd be needing the reference manager to manage them....:wacko:...

and we shld wait for our lovely Maddie though...to drop the puck...:D


I think you made her ran away too... like all the others that dont dare to read this topic, fearing for their sanity...
Scared catching whatever you have...
I mean: I might be crazy, but I am still cool B) and have a lot of micropets etc....
but you... you are just crazy...

:lol:

Or maybe her fuse blew up and she is at some clinic now? Getting some brainsurgery? Maybe you should offer a piece of your brain to save Maddie?
(well save is maybe the wrong word.... dont know if you can call it saving someone if you offer them a pieve of insanity...)

ppfftt...Maddie likes me...and she's not a scaredy cat to be shooed away so easily...she's just too busy these days dong her CSI stuff...besides, what's a little more insanity in such an insane world?

and O' More Deluded One....only your micropippets think you're cool....+ I don't think they can even think at all...:lol:..



Women rule. Cassandra is right. I'm busy as a bee. Bloody grant proposal :vomit icon:.
So where were we? Gosh, should I even be here? I mean I need my fuse for writing this proposal. Me being here just shows that I'm even crazier than you 2 :P

-Maddie-

casandra on Wed Mar 2 19:49:55 2011 said:


pito on Wed Mar 2 19:32:36 2011 said:


casandra on Wed Mar 2 19:14:11 2011 said:


pito on Wed Mar 2 11:33:23 2011 said:



Your journal articles? You mean articles written by other in "how crazy casandra is" or?

Maddie has one fuse left, if she has to be the judge, I doubt she would be able to keep that one fuse.. but maybe you are right: with or without that fuse.. who will notice...
:lol:

yup, great articles, in old english script....and you'd be needing the reference manager to manage them....:wacko:...

and we shld wait for our lovely Maddie though...to drop the puck...:D


I think you made her ran away too... like all the others that dont dare to read this topic, fearing for their sanity...
Scared catching whatever you have...
I mean: I might be crazy, but I am still cool B) and have a lot of micropets etc....
but you... you are just crazy...

:lol:

Or maybe her fuse blew up and she is at some clinic now? Getting some brainsurgery? Maybe you should offer a piece of your brain to save Maddie?
(well save is maybe the wrong word.... dont know if you can call it saving someone if you offer them a pieve of insanity...)

ppfftt...Maddie likes me...and she's not a scaredy cat to be shooed away so easily...she's just too busy these days dong her CSI stuff...besides, what's a little more insanity in such an insane world?

and O' More Deluded One....only your micropippets think you're cool....+I don't think they can even think at all...:lol:..


Oh, I see we are getting personal here, insulting my friends..... they cant think, you say......... are you sure you want to state that.... I mean.. maybe I should send them over..... lets see who is doing the thinking when they are eating your brain... (eum, that would be a poor meal I suppose.. but its a start :D )

-pito-

pito on Wed Mar 2 20:44:49 2011 said:


casandra on Wed Mar 2 19:49:55 2011 said:



ppfftt...Maddie likes me...and she's not a scaredy cat to be shooed away so easily...she's just too busy these days dong her CSI stuff...besides, what's a little more insanity in such an insane world?

and O' More Deluded One....only your micropippets think you're cool....+I don't think they can even think at all...:lol:..


Oh, I see we are getting personal here, insulting my friends..... they cant think, you say......... are you sure you want to state that.... I mean.. maybe I should send them over..... lets see who is doing the thinking when they are eating your brain... (eum, that would be a poor meal I suppose.. but its a start :D )

Ppfftt...:wacko:...well, I’d say that they had a feast considering that after devouring your brain, they’re practically starving....

Now, since both of us are a gentle man and woman of science, (and before we bludgeon each other with clubs shaped like hockey sticks) I propose to have civilised rules of engagement which would be strictly enforced by our lovely impartial Maddie..…and here they are:


1. You CAN’T criticise me nor any part of my anatomy esp not my eyes, my skin and the colour of my hair;

2. You CAN’T refer to my past posts nor my past lives….what froze in Arctic stays frozen in Arctic;

3. You CAN’T interrupt me when I’m on a roll…unless you ask my permission first and I’ll probably grant you that while I’m taking my coffee break or partying on the weekends;

4. You CAN’T complain about my expert twisted use of the English language…a turn of phrase you don’t understand..ppfftt…too bad….and absolutely no whining about this;

5. As a corollary, You CAN’T use your own twisted version of our Queen’s English…in the worst case scenario I might accept Walloon but not your standard Flemish…and of course, no dropping of the F-bomb;

6. And lastly (at least for now) you CAN’T cry, bawl, tear your hair out, thump your chest, stomp your feet, breakdance on the ground, scream, growl, howl at the moon and shapeshift or internally combust whenever you lose an argument to moi, no matter how humiliating an experience that usually is...


So, if you agree (and I don't see why the heck not), then let the crazy contest begin :D

-casandra-
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