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casandra on Sun Feb 20 04:35:28 2011 said:


pito on Sat Feb 19 23:15:10 2011 said:



Dont make me send misses Germia and mister Germ over to you!


They look like an old, happy and amaible couple, but if needed they will give you a buttspanking if you are not nice!

really? All I need to do is- shake, shake, shake, shake 'em.....:P



Oh, you could shake them, wont do any harm.. they will multiply faster then you can shake and before you now it.. its on.... oh, you will unleashe the devil if you make them mad.. Before you know it: mutation here and mutation there and yes you have a very deadly disease comming for you and when they come for you..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qgJuKjip_Y&feature=related

-pito-

pito on Sun Feb 20 09:52:32 2011 said:


casandra on Sun Feb 20 04:35:28 2011 said:


pito on Sat Feb 19 23:15:10 2011 said:



Dont make me send misses Germia and mister Germ over to you!


They look like an old, happy and amaible couple, but if needed they will give you a buttspanking if you are not nice!

really? All I need to do is- shake, shake, shake, shake 'em.....:P



Oh, you could shake them, wont do any harm.. they will multiply faster then you can shake and before you now it.. its on.... oh, you will unleashe the devil if you make them mad.. Before you know it: mutation here and mutation there and yes you have a very deadly disease comming for you and when they come for you..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qgJuKjip_Y&feature=related

:D...oh yeah....really cute....."bad bugs, bad bugs....what ya gonna do, what ya gonna do when they come for you?"

Btw, aren't you proving here the case for wearing a lab coat esp when you work with bugs (which may even be harmless at the start)?

-casandra-

casandra on Sun Feb 20 20:43:10 2011 said:


pito on Sun Feb 20 09:52:32 2011 said:


casandra on Sun Feb 20 04:35:28 2011 said:


pito on Sat Feb 19 23:15:10 2011 said:



Dont make me send misses Germia and mister Germ over to you!


They look like an old, happy and amaible couple, but if needed they will give you a buttspanking if you are not nice!

really? All I need to do is- shake, shake, shake, shake 'em.....:P


Oh, you could shake them, wont do any harm.. they will multiply faster then you can shake and before you now it.. its on.... oh, you will unleashe the devil if you make them mad.. Before you know it: mutation here and mutation there and yes you have a very deadly disease comming for you and when they come for you.....

:D...oh yeah....really cute....."bad bugs, bad bugs....what ya gonna do, what ya gonna do when they come for you?"

Btw, aren't you proving here the case for wearing a lab coat esp when you work with bugs (which may even be harmless at the start)?

How do you mean?

-pito-

pito on Sun Feb 20 21:45:18 2011 said:


casandra on Sun Feb 20 20:43:10 2011 said:


pito on Sun Feb 20 09:52:32 2011 said:


casandra on Sun Feb 20 04:35:28 2011 said:


pito on Sat Feb 19 23:15:10 2011 said:



Dont make me send misses Germia and mister Germ over to you!


They look like an old, happy and amaible couple, but if needed they will give you a buttspanking if you are not nice!

really? All I need to do is- shake, shake, shake, shake 'em.....:P


Oh, you could shake them, wont do any harm.. they will multiply faster then you can shake and before you now it.. its on.... oh, you will unleashe the devil if you make them mad.. Before you know it: mutation here and mutation there and yes you have a very deadly disease comming for you and when they come for you.....

:D...oh yeah....really cute....."bad bugs, bad bugs....what ya gonna do, what ya gonna do when they come for you?"

Btw, aren't you proving here the case for wearing a lab coat esp when you work with bugs (which may even be harmless at the start)?

How do you mean?

ooops...sorry, I have not been very clear.... I was mesmerised by the chipmunks...perhaps, someone else can explain me better....yo, Maddie.....a little help here please.....:D

-casandra-

casandra on Mon Feb 21 04:35:58 2011 said:


pito on Sun Feb 20 21:45:18 2011 said:


casandra on Sun Feb 20 20:43:10 2011 said:


pito on Sun Feb 20 09:52:32 2011 said:


casandra on Sun Feb 20 04:35:28 2011 said:


pito on Sat Feb 19 23:15:10 2011 said:



Dont make me send misses Germia and mister Germ over to you!


They look like an old, happy and amaible couple, but if needed they will give you a buttspanking if you are not nice!

really? All I need to do is- shake, shake, shake, shake 'em.....:P


Oh, you could shake them, wont do any harm.. they will multiply faster then you can shake and before you now it.. its on.... oh, you will unleashe the devil if you make them mad.. Before you know it: mutation here and mutation there and yes you have a very deadly disease comming for you and when they come for you.....

:D...oh yeah....really cute....."bad bugs, bad bugs....what ya gonna do, what ya gonna do when they come for you?"

Btw, aren't you proving here the case for wearing a lab coat esp when you work with bugs (which may even be harmless at the start)?

How do you mean?

ooops...sorry, I have not been very clear.... I was mesmerised by the chipmunks...perhaps, someone else can explain me better....yo, Maddie.....a little help here please.....:D

You wanted to say that if you wear a lab coat and leave the coat at the lab that at least the bugs stay at the lab too? And if you dont wear one, you will end up taking the bugs to your home since they are on your clothes?

-pito-

pito on Mon Feb 21 08:49:47 2011 said:


casandra on Mon Feb 21 04:35:58 2011 said:


ooops...sorry, I have not been very clear.... I was mesmerised by the chipmunks...perhaps, someone else can explain me better....yo, Maddie.....a little help here please.....:D

You wanted to say that if you wear a lab coat and leave the coat at the lab that at least the bugs stay at the lab too? And if you dont wear one, you will end up taking the bugs to your home since they are on your clothes?

excellent!! good job, pito....and now, here's Casey's version of the Bob Marley classic:

"bad bugs, mad bugs....what ya gonna do, what ya gonna do when pito brings 'em to you"....
<strutting now with hips a-swayin to the reggae beat>....let's see who's better on the runaway...:P

-casandra-

casandra on Mon Feb 21 14:52:06 2011 said:


pito on Mon Feb 21 08:49:47 2011 said:


casandra on Mon Feb 21 04:35:58 2011 said:


ooops...sorry, I have not been very clear.... I was mesmerised by the chipmunks...perhaps, someone else can explain me better....yo, Maddie.....a little help here please.....:D

You wanted to say that if you wear a lab coat and leave the coat at the lab that at least the bugs stay at the lab too? And if you dont wear one, you will end up taking the bugs to your home since they are on your clothes?

excellent!! good job, pito....and now, here's Casey's version of the Bob Marley classic:

"bad bugs, mad bugs....what ya gonna do, what ya gonna do when pito brings 'em to you"....
<strutting now with hips a-swayin to the reggae beat>....let's see who's better on the runaway...:P

Oh, but really... you should know why I dont wear a labcoat... I mean: I cant leave my friends at the lab... I have to bring them home.. and I cant walk home wearing that coat.. people would think I am crazy... I mean... common... :blink:

So yeah, I dont wear a labcoat! Elementary my dear casandra! (to say it in the words of Sherlock Holmes).

And who is Casey? Your evil twin? your twisted imaginative alter ego? Or is she a singer or something? :lol:

-pito-

pito on Mon Feb 21 14:57:07 2011 said:


casandra on Mon Feb 21 14:52:06 2011 said:


pito on Mon Feb 21 08:49:47 2011 said:


casandra on Mon Feb 21 04:35:58 2011 said:


ooops...sorry, I have not been very clear.... I was mesmerised by the chipmunks...perhaps, someone else can explain me better....yo, Maddie.....a little help here please.....:D

You wanted to say that if you wear a lab coat and leave the coat at the lab that at least the bugs stay at the lab too? And if you dont wear one, you will end up taking the bugs to your home since they are on your clothes?

excellent!! good job, pito....and now, here's Casey's version of the Bob Marley classic:

"bad bugs, mad bugs....what ya gonna do, what ya gonna do when pito brings 'em to you"....
<strutting now with hips a-swayin to the reggae beat>....let's see who's better on the runaway...:P

Oh, but really... you should know why I dont wear a labcoat... I mean: I cant leave my friends at the lab... I have to bring them home.. and I cant walk home wearing that coat.. people would think I am crazy... I mean... common... :blink:

So yeah, I dont wear a labcoat! Elementary my dear casandra! (to say it in the words of Sherlock Holmes).

And who is Casey? Your evil twin? your twisted imaginative alter ego? Or is she a singer or something? :lol:

yup, a country singer but better and prettier than Taylor Swift :P
my gosh, pito after almost a thousand informative and thought-provoking posts here, I still have not convinced you of wearing a labcoat while working in the lab? You and your bugs are that tight, eh? Alright then, I give up....one shldn't get between a man and his bugs...:D

-casandra-

casandra on Mon Feb 21 21:38:41 2011 said:


pito on Mon Feb 21 14:57:07 2011 said:


casandra on Mon Feb 21 14:52:06 2011 said:


pito on Mon Feb 21 08:49:47 2011 said:


casandra on Mon Feb 21 04:35:58 2011 said:


ooops...sorry, I have not been very clear.... I was mesmerised by the chipmunks...perhaps, someone else can explain me better....yo, Maddie.....a little help here please.....:D

You wanted to say that if you wear a lab coat and leave the coat at the lab that at least the bugs stay at the lab too? And if you dont wear one, you will end up taking the bugs to your home since they are on your clothes?

excellent!! good job, pito....and now, here's Casey's version of the Bob Marley classic:

"bad bugs, mad bugs....what ya gonna do, what ya gonna do when pito brings 'em to you"....
<strutting now with hips a-swayin to the reggae beat>....let's see who's better on the runaway...:P

Oh, but really... you should know why I dont wear a labcoat... I mean: I cant leave my friends at the lab... I have to bring them home.. and I cant walk home wearing that coat.. people would think I am crazy... I mean... common... :blink:

So yeah, I dont wear a labcoat! Elementary my dear casandra! (to say it in the words of Sherlock Holmes).

And who is Casey? Your evil twin? your twisted imaginative alter ego? Or is she a singer or something? :lol:

yup, a country singer but better and prettier than Taylor Swift :P
my gosh, pito after almost a thousand informative and thought-provoking posts here, I still have not convinced you of wearing a labcoat while working in the lab? You and your bugs are that tight, eh? Alright then, I give up....one shldn't get between a man and his bugs...:D


Prettier then Taylor Swift? I have my doubts , I am assuming he is male...

The day you convince me to wear a lab coat is the day when you wear what we talked about with the you know what to hit with and do what you know we spoke off :lol:. But even then, I am pretty sure I can beat you off and use my lab coat to tie you up. My lab coat is still strong, not much wear, no holes, maybe just some dust from hanging there.

And yes, my bugs are my best (and maybe only :rolleyes: :blink: ) friends! :D

-pito-

pito on Mon Feb 21 22:15:44 2011 said:


casandra on Mon Feb 21 21:38:41 2011 said:



yup, a country singer but better and prettier than Taylor Swift :P
my gosh, pito after almost a thousand informative and thought-provoking posts here, I still have not convinced you of wearing a labcoat while working in the lab? You and your bugs are that tight, eh? Alright then, I give up....one shldn't get between a man and his bugs...:D


Prettier then Taylor Swift? I have my doubts , I am assuming he is male...

The day you convince me to wear a lab coat is the day when you wear what we talked about with the you know what to hit with and do what you know we spoke off :lol:. But even then, I am pretty sure I can beat you off and use my lab coat to tie you up. My lab coat is still strong, not much wear, no holes, maybe just some dust from hanging there.

And yes, my bugs are my best (and maybe only :rolleyes: :blink: ) friends! :D

oh finally a breakthrough...woohoo...:P so we have now managed to trace the root of your anti-lab coat bias, pito...it's your unhealthy attachment to your bugs- your best and only friends...no wonder you can't leave work and go back home without them.

But never fear, you have new friends here (regardless of our lab coat wearing and non-wearing preferences)....firstly, you've got me, Casey, the runaway model and singer who's even prettier than the allegedly male Taylor Swift...and then my dearest partner in crime, dr Hobs, the OP who has sneakily avoided declaring his preference either way from the start, and Maddie, of course who's now either en vacances or doing stuff to her bones...and there's LaRa too, the rebel with her tie dye lab coat...Ameya who finally agreed that this is a joke thread...and if you want more, let's not forget my thousands of friends in fb ;)...and as long as you don't tie us up and whip us with your strong and dusty lab coat, then we can be much better friends than your bugs...so how about it, pito?

-casandra-
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