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lab rat on Wed Feb 9 00:59:57 2011 said:


Yes, it does.



Sorry, but I still see Sasquatch!

:lol:...will you guys just leave our beloved mascot's underpants alone.....and unlike pito, he could dare wear white.....

-casandra-

casandra on Wed Feb 9 04:39:50 2011 said:


lab rat on Wed Feb 9 00:59:57 2011 said:


Yes, it does.



Sorry, but I still see Sasquatch!

:lol:...will you guys just leave our beloved mascot's underpants alone.....and unlike pito, he could dare wear white.....

After chechking my closet I did find one white boxer at the back of the closet underneath many other colored boxers! Maybe I'll should start wearing it :D

-pito-

casandra on Sat Feb 5 21:05:12 2011 said:


pito on Sat Feb 5 20:59:26 2011 said:


casandra on Sat Feb 5 19:55:22 2011 said:


lab rat on Sat Feb 5 19:46:55 2011 said:


Pito, that story wins the blue ribbon. :lol:

:D...he follows his own rules and is shameless to boot....


What do you mean with "is shameless to boot" ?

I dont understand your sentence to be honest.

Oh well, we had fun in the lab.

All work and no play.... is no fun at all!

I meant, you're a free spirit and you're shameless, as well- what with walking back to your office practically naked...and I'm just teasing, pito...:P ...I guess probably one main reason why you choose not to wear labcoats is for comfort....


Hey Cassandra, Pito doesn't believe me when I tell you said (and I agree) that he is a free spirit
SOME people do not pay attention :rolleyes:

-Maddie-

Maddie on Fri Feb 11 00:08:50 2011 said:


casandra on Sat Feb 5 21:05:12 2011 said:


pito on Sat Feb 5 20:59:26 2011 said:


casandra on Sat Feb 5 19:55:22 2011 said:


lab rat on Sat Feb 5 19:46:55 2011 said:


Pito, that story wins the blue ribbon. :lol:

:D...he follows his own rules and is shameless to boot....


What do you mean with "is shameless to boot" ?

I dont understand your sentence to be honest.

Oh well, we had fun in the lab.

All work and no play.... is no fun at all!

I meant, you're a free spirit and you're shameless, as well- what with walking back to your office practically naked...and I'm just teasing, pito...:P ...I guess probably one main reason why you choose not to wear labcoats is for comfort....


Hey Cassandra, Pito doesn't believe me when I tell you said (and I agree) that he is a free spirit
SOME people do not pay attention :rolleyes:

Hi Maddie...then shame on him...he can't refute my written words....but...but....we already know this for a fact- guys just don't listen and some don't wear lab coats.....:lol:...

-casandra-

casandra on Fri Feb 11 03:54:48 2011 said:


Maddie on Fri Feb 11 00:08:50 2011 said:


casandra on Sat Feb 5 21:05:12 2011 said:


pito on Sat Feb 5 20:59:26 2011 said:


casandra on Sat Feb 5 19:55:22 2011 said:


lab rat on Sat Feb 5 19:46:55 2011 said:


Pito, that story wins the blue ribbon. :lol:

:D...he follows his own rules and is shameless to boot....


What do you mean with "is shameless to boot" ?

I dont understand your sentence to be honest.

Oh well, we had fun in the lab.

All work and no play.... is no fun at all!

I meant, you're a free spirit and you're shameless, as well- what with walking back to your office practically naked...and I'm just teasing, pito...:P ...I guess probably one main reason why you choose not to wear labcoats is for comfort....


Hey Cassandra, Pito doesn't believe me when I tell you said (and I agree) that he is a free spirit
SOME people do not pay attention :rolleyes:

Hi Maddie...then shame on him...he can't refute my written words....but...but....we already know this for a fact- guys just don't listen and some don't wear lab coats.....:lol:...


Why should guys listen to girls? We know for a fact that 90% of what girls say or ask is either crap or you cant answer it correcly.. If a guy answers yes she is angry, if you say no to the same question, the girl is also angry.
If a girl says no, she means yes ... etc.... and then the girls tell us to hear or read between the rules.. I mean.. can it get any harder... Our brain works very practical, direct, it doenst use 65 connections and 87 detours to get to what we mean or want in contrary to yours :lol:

Just telling some facts.. nothing more.. nothing less... :P


(PS. there is a difference between listening and reading.......... :lol: or maybe I just forgot it...... :P No lets just stick to the first reason (then its not my mistake, but yours :rolleyes: ).... if you see what I am telling there....;you see that I wrote: "see" what I am telling, and not "hear" what I am telling. You did write refute "written" words, but ended up saying something about listening.......; just putting some more oil on the fire.. B) oh yeah, I am on a role here...)

PS2. Maddie was more accurate by saying "paying attention" that could mean both: reading or listening ,damnit, she is too smart to make a mistake I can use to "pinch" her:P

-pito-

Why should guys listen to girls? We know for a fact that 90% of what girls say or ask is either crap or you cant answer it correcly.. If a guy answers yes she is angry, if you say no to the same question, the girl is also angry.
If a girl says no, she means yes ... etc.... and then the girls tell us to hear or read between the rules.. I mean.. can it get any harder... Our brain works very practical, direct, it doenst use 65 connections and 87 detours to get to what we mean or want in contrary to yours :lol:


Oh you're right pito. We should remember that you guys have only 65 connections. Gosh, we always forget. :P

PS2. Maddie was more accurate by saying "paying attention" that could mean both: reading or listening ,damnit, she is too smart to make a mistake I can use to "pinch" her:P


Oh mon petit cheri B) and he says he doesn't know how to talk to girls :D

-Maddie-

Maddie on Fri Feb 11 12:40:33 2011 said:


Why should guys listen to girls? We know for a fact that 90% of what girls say or ask is either crap or you cant answer it correcly.. If a guy answers yes she is angry, if you say no to the same question, the girl is also angry.
If a girl says no, she means yes ... etc.... and then the girls tell us to hear or read between the rules.. I mean.. can it get any harder... Our brain works very practical, direct, it doenst use 65 connections and 87 detours to get to what we mean or want in contrary to yours :lol:


Oh you're right pito. We should remember that you guys have only 65 connections. Gosh, we always forget. :P

PS2. Maddie was more accurate by saying "paying attention" that could mean both: reading or listening ,damnit, she is too smart to make a mistake I can use to "pinch" her:P


Oh mon petit cheri B) and he says he doesn't know how to talk to girls :D

:lol:...oh yeah...he's on the roll....did you count how many emoticons punctuated his sentences? And he can "pinch"....

you're lucky, pito.....I'm in a very good mood cos it's Friday or else, there would be a "pinching" contest....and there would be countless detours...:D

-casandra-

casandra on Fri Feb 11 14:02:48 2011 said:


Maddie on Fri Feb 11 12:40:33 2011 said:


Why should guys listen to girls? We know for a fact that 90% of what girls say or ask is either crap or you cant answer it correcly.. If a guy answers yes she is angry, if you say no to the same question, the girl is also angry.
If a girl says no, she means yes ... etc.... and then the girls tell us to hear or read between the rules.. I mean.. can it get any harder... Our brain works very practical, direct, it doenst use 65 connections and 87 detours to get to what we mean or want in contrary to yours :lol:


Oh you're right pito. We should remember that you guys have only 65 connections. Gosh, we always forget. :P

PS2. Maddie was more accurate by saying "paying attention" that could mean both: reading or listening ,damnit, she is too smart to make a mistake I can use to "pinch" her:P


Oh mon petit cheri B) and he says he doesn't know how to talk to girls :D

:lol:...oh yeah...he's on the roll....did you count how many emoticons punctuated his sentences? And he can "pinch"....

you're lucky, pito.....I'm in a very good mood cos it's Friday or else, there would be a "pinching" contest....and there would be countless detours...:D


Eum I dont know what pinching means to you? You have the "actual act" of pinching.. But we also use that word as a more "mentally" thing.. Like giving a "tease" .. hard the explain.. its kinda the same when you say something to someone, to fool or give some sort of sarcastic, funny remark...


And a pinching contest... eum, I can imagine that.. you running behind some poor guy trying to pinch him and he running like hell, trying to escape from that strange lady... It reminds me of those young kids that always run away when their grandmother wants to squeeze them in the cheek or kiss them..

-pito-

pito on Fri Feb 11 14:20:47 2011 said:


casandra on Fri Feb 11 14:02:48 2011 said:


:lol:...oh yeah...he's on the roll....did you count how many emoticons punctuated his sentences? And he can "pinch"....

you're lucky, pito.....I'm in a very good mood cos it's Friday or else, there would be a "pinching" contest....and there would be countless detours...:D


Eum I dont know what pinching means to you? You have the "actual act" of pinching.. But we also use that word as a more "mentally" thing.. Like giving a "tease" .. hard the explain.. its kinda the same when you say something to someone, to fool or give some sort of sarcastic, funny remark...


And a pinching contest... eum, I can imagine that.. you running behind some poor guy trying to pinch him and he running like hell, trying to escape from that strange lady... It reminds me of those young kids that always run away when their grandmother wants to squeeze them in the cheek or kiss them..

Oh I get what you meant by "pinching" though we normally use "poking" instead and the strange lady better be waving a butcher knife as she chases the poor mysogynyst dude...and let me go over your other post again...I've to analyse to death your words (and smileys) one by one....:D

-casandra-

Maddie on Fri Feb 11 12:40:33 2011 said:


Why should guys listen to girls? We know for a fact that 90% of what girls say or ask is either crap or you cant answer it correcly.. If a guy answers yes she is angry, if you say no to the same question, the girl is also angry.
If a girl says no, she means yes ... etc.... and then the girls tell us to hear or read between the rules.. I mean.. can it get any harder... Our brain works very practical, direct, it doenst use 65 connections and 87 detours to get to what we mean or want in contrary to yours :lol:


Oh you're right pito. We should remember that you guys have only 65 connections. Gosh, we always forget. :P


Yes, you should. Its allready hard enough for us to remember a girls birthday, so for sure girls should remember we arent as complicated as they are.
They should realise its not our fault we forget, its theirs because they do remember! AH!


Its like the stupid one and the smart one: the smart one isnt smarter the the stupid one.. its the other way around: the smart ones just knows too much stupid crap he doenst need to know and that is what makes it (him) stupid and the stupid one is actually smart since he doenst bother to remember al those stupid things that the smart one (who is in fact dumb) knows. And if this is too complicated to understand you are simply too stupid, oh wait, or maybe too smart.... oh well, whatever, I dont care B)

-pito-
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