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casandra on Thu Feb 24 21:44:33 2011 said:


hobglobin on Thu Feb 24 21:37:28 2011 said:


then you're blind
but just for you no 1 and no 2 :P
and I like cats (I wrote it too above), but never had any...luckily... :D
BTW I wonder why you feel so often guilty... :lol:

blind as a cat bec of toxoplasmosis I guess....but as long as I'm intelligent and warm, I don't mind...:wacko: and #1 (your article is zzzzzzzzzzz) and #2 (Maddie's article is pretty nice and colourful)...and feeling guilty is good...like greed......it works....:D

that's because you're infected...as with rats and cats it's also a perfect way to reproduce for Toxoplasma, as all the warm, more or less intelligent people have a higher disposition to keep cats :P . Your blindness is just a minor side-effect... :lol:

-hobglobin-

casandra on Thu Feb 24 21:30:06 2011 said:


hobglobin on Thu Feb 24 21:19:04 2011 said:


casandra on Thu Feb 24 21:12:55 2011 said:


hobglobin on Thu Feb 24 21:08:03 2011 said:


I would call it "of microbes and women (mostly with superegos)" (because aren't women mostly the cat owners? ;) )
and I wonder if pito is actually Rajnikanth :D

yup, I can see the resemblance alright...so he's just using his bugs as a front....:lol:...
and what has cat got to do with microbes, dr H? :wacko:...and you're surprised that your thread is now competing in the amazing race.....:D

a lot if you'd read the links above... :P cats a just a super vector for the superbugs :lol:

:wacko: but I didn't see the links above..I thought you're just blaming the poor cat bec you're a dog person.....so I guess, pito must have a lot of cats.....:lol:...


I wouldnt say a lot... just a few...

some a bit more crazy

-pito-

hobglobin on Thu Feb 24 21:53:44 2011 said:


casandra on Thu Feb 24 21:44:33 2011 said:


hobglobin on Thu Feb 24 21:37:28 2011 said:


then you're blind
but just for you no 1 and no 2 :P
and I like cats (I wrote it too above), but never had any...luckily... :D
BTW I wonder why you feel so often guilty... :lol:

blind as a cat bec of toxoplasmosis I guess....but as long as I'm intelligent and warm, I don't mind...:wacko: and #1 (your article is zzzzzzzzzzz) and #2 (Maddie's article is pretty nice and colourful)...and feeling guilty is good...like greed......it works....:D

that's because you're infected...as with rats and cats it's also a perfect way to reproduce for Toxoplasma, as all the warm, more or less intelligent people have a higher disposition to keep cats :P . Your blindness is just a minor side-effect... :lol:

but I am not infected :wacko:...let's go back to Freud's superego...I'm assuming his was not infected too....:D

-casandra-

pito on Thu Feb 24 21:56:44 2011 said:




I wouldnt say a lot... just a few...

some a bit more crazy


"Dogs have Masters. Cats have staff."

Anonymous
:P

-hobglobin-

hobglobin on Thu Feb 24 22:06:26 2011 said:


pito on Thu Feb 24 21:56:44 2011 said:




I wouldnt say a lot... just a few...

some a bit more crazy


"Dogs have Masters. Cats have staff."

Anonymous
:P


Oh, but I have dogs too.. remember: zeus and apollo..

The cats are just a tool to get things done..... spreading the bugs..... oh yes....

-pito-

oh yes...but they are bandogs then or in kennel...
I guess the bugs + dobermann is a resident evil scenario... :lol:

-hobglobin-

pito on Thu Feb 24 22:09:07 2011 said:


hobglobin on Thu Feb 24 22:06:26 2011 said:


pito on Thu Feb 24 21:56:44 2011 said:




I wouldnt say a lot... just a few...

some a bit more crazy


"Dogs have Masters. Cats have staff."

Anonymous
:P


Oh, but I have dogs too.. remember: zeus and apollo..

The cats are just a tool to get things done..... spreading the bugs..... oh yes....

:lol:...so now, you're pito, the cat and bug man....

-casandra-

hobglobin on Thu Feb 24 21:08:03 2011 said:


I would call it "of microbes and women (mostly with superegos)" (because aren't women mostly the cat owners? ;) )
and I wonder if pito is actually Rajnikanth :D

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: sorry..I'm laughing my a.. off !!! If pito isn't Rajnikanth, then we MUST invite this guy here. Gosh you may make me watch Bollywood movies :rolleyes: . I'm not sure my superego can handle that :D

-Maddie-

And stop criticizing cat ladies, me and I are offended

-Maddie-

Maddie on Fri Feb 25 01:22:26 2011 said:


And stop criticizing cat ladies, me and I are offended



:P...good advice...esp when they're cracking the whip.....so how many cats you've got, Maddie?

-casandra-
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