I think, therefore, I joke - I joke, therefore, you better laugh (Jan/30/2009 )

A man got 2 wishes from god. He asked for the best wine and best woman.

Next moment, he had the best wine and Mother Theresa next to him.

Moral: Be Specific.

This one needs to be read aloud...

Q: Why don't French speakers have two eggs for breakfast?

A: They find that 1 egg is un oeuf!

Man walks into a bar and orders 7 shots of tequila.

The bartender says, "are you celebrating something?"

The man says, " Yes, my wife ran away with my best friend."

Bartender says, "That doesn't sound like something to celebrate."

Man says, "Oh sure, it saves me a ton of money, they were both pregnant!"

<1> Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.


<2> Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.



<3> Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband !



<4> I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.



<5> A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.



<6> Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.



<7> Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.



<8> You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.



<9> Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.



<10> Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.



<11> Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.



<12> My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.



<13> Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.



<14> Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.



<15> A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.



<16> You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.



<17> It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.



<18> Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.



<19> Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.



<20> Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something



<21> They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !



<22> Man : Is there any way for long life ?
Dr : Get married.
Man : Will it help ?
Dr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.



<23> Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins !



<24> Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do ?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.



<25> It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.



<26> There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.



<27> There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it !

Prep! on May 22 2010, 06:30 PM said:

u always lookin to warn me eh nabi-san!!!!

Prep! on May 22 2010, 08:28 PM said:

u always lookin to warn me eh nabi-san!!!!

Love is blind.

yeah but shud not be dumb!!!

nabi-san i will be equally resistant!!!

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site
noticed the coarse language of the workers
and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.
She decided she would take her lunch,
sit with the workers and talk with them.
She put her sandwich in a brown bag and
walked over to the spot where the men were eating.
She walked up to the group and with a big smile said:
"Do you men know Jesus Christ?"
They shook their heads and looked at each other very confused.
One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out,
"Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"
One of the steelworkers yelled down
"Why?"
The worker yelled back,
"His wife's here with his lunch."