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well I'm gonna give you a plus for trying...to improve a disgusting song from a sleazo...

-hobglobin-

hobglobin on Fri Sep 9 21:29:14 2011 said:


well I'm gonna give you a plus for trying...to improve a disgusting song from a sleazo...

:lol: then I deserve another plus from the fruitfly.....

-casandra-

And now…..here’s a modified version of Rihanna’s very catchy and latest release ( to be sung only just after submitting THE manuscript):


CHEERS (Drink to That)


Cheers to the freaking paper
I drink to that, yeah yeah
Let them reviewers read it
I drink to that, yeah yeah
Don’t let their comments get you down
Just turn it around ‘n wipe off that frown
Other journals are out there
So everybody put your glasses up
and
let’s drink to that,
(yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah)

who wants a Nature paper?
(yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah)

an article in Cell?
(yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah)
so let’s drink to that
(yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah)


Cheers....:P

-casandra-

TJ’s Song (Tonight Tonight)

It’s been a really, really messed up week
Seven days of torture, seven days of blotting
And my protein’s still hiding from me
I even need to do
some manual film developing

La, la, la, whatever
La, la, la, it doesn't matter
La, la, la, oh well
La, la, la

I’m incubating tonight, tonight
if the binding doesn’t work
feels like the end of the world

so tonight, tonight
they'd be rocking on the platform
right there in the cold room

I don't know if I’ll make it
But watch how good I'll shake it
It's all right, all right,
tonight, tonight






apologies to Hot Chelle Rae ....

-casandra-

We have a lyricist amongst us!!!

All Hail (Colour Crazy) Casandra!

-gt_ameya-

gt_ameya on Fri Sep 23 05:40:33 2011 said:


We have a lyricist amongst us!!!

All Hail (Colour Crazy) Casandra!

oh yeah...and where's my crown? :D

-casandra-

casandra on Fri Sep 23 16:26:04 2011 said:


gt_ameya on Fri Sep 23 05:40:33 2011 said:


We have a lyricist amongst us!!!

All Hail (Colour Crazy) Casandra!

oh yeah...and where's my crown?


you work on the lyrics, i'll work on the music ;)

-toejam-

This is not an existing song, and more like short poem, but it can be singed. I imagine it with piano background :)

QuickChange blues
My NZY is cloudy
I am thinking 'how did..?"
I'm defrosting S.O.C.

(in the meantime I made two altered-lyrics songs, but they're czech, so the translation would be hardly rhyming :)

-Trof-

This one is a bit romantic..

Cloning into you
And in your culture I see your GFP color
I see you two inside of each other
I feel this sequence merge with yours
And I hear a voice say, "let's make them pores"

I'm cloning into you (cloning into you)
This dream could come true
And it feels so good cloning into you

I was afraid to cut you in here
Now I have learned double digest can be real
Phosphate bonds go tumble down
Self-ligation's comming into ground

I'm cloning into you (cloning into you)
This dream could come true
And it feels so good cloning into you

Cloning like a pro, cloning like a star
Finding right ratio, cloning what you are

Cut now, don't let me drop!
Ligate, don't ever stop!

So transform now same as these two
And while you shake I will miss you

Oh I'm cloning into you
This dream could come true
And it feels so good cloning into you

Cloning like a pro, cloning like a star
Finding right ratio, cloning what you are

Cloning into you
Cloning into you
Cloning into you

-Trof-

Who made geek, who made geek,
they were never that much freak,
sleepy day, morning nights,
Who read around, made them geek,
what that smells, is it a perfume?,
everybody's hate is our love
no no dear stop that fear.

-Inbox-
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